WATCH MADONNA GO OFF ON SMOKER DURING SOUND CHECK: Attention all cigarrette smokers: MADONNA is not down with your nasty habit.

Madge freaked out on a fan during a sound check in Santiago, Chile when she caught a whiff of some secondhand smoke. "If you're going to smoke cigarettes, I'm not doing a show," she ranted. "You don't care about me? I don't care about you...I'm not kidding. I can't sing if you smoke...Entiendes?" she continued.

You can watch her entire profanity laced rant in the fan-captured video below.



AND NOW KESHA TELLS US HOW SHE REALLY FEELS ABOUT HER SONG 'DIE YOUNG': It turns out KESHA likes her song "Die Young" after all. She hit up her Facebook page to clarify her stance, saying it was a moment of "emotional sadness" that caused her to say she was "forced" to record it.

 She adds that she, quote, "did have some concerns about the phrase 'Die Young' in the chorus when we were writing the lyrics...because so many of my fans are young. But the point of the song is the importance of living every day to the fullest and staying young at heart, and these are things I truly believe."

IN DENIAL - LEANN RIMES NOT DRUNK ON 'X-FACTOR': LEANN RIMES caught a ton of you-know-what for her odd performance on Wednesday’s "X Factor".

Many questioned why her voice seemed so uneven, and why at one point she looked unsteady on her feet. Of course, the speculation was that she may have been drunk while singing her duet with Carly Rose Sonenclar.


But LeAnn denies being FUBAR on stage. Instead, she threw the 13 year-old under the bus explaining the performance was awkward because of Carly, who she says was nervous. Quote: "I was trying to help this 13-year-old girl who was having some trouble with the song."

TMZ claims they got the LeAnn statement from her rep, but the singer took to Twitter to deny she talked to the press, writing, “It's a shame that gossip and lies are overshadowing the performance of Carly."

"In my 18 years of performing," she added, "I've never been anything but professional onstage." Which means, then, she has no excuse for sounding like this ...



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LOHAN LUNACY - LINDSAY THE COUCH THIEF?: Hard to believe, but LINDSAY LOHAN is being accused of yet another scam -- by accepting pricey furniture to appear on a home decorating show, then refusing to go in front of the cameras, as per their deal.


The producers of Bravo's “Million Dollar Decorators” say they delivered $200,000 worth of stuff to LiLo's rented pad after she approached them to ask to be on the show. But after the goods were delivered, and the home was prettied up, Linds disappeared and stopped returning phone calls.

The show, featuring Lohan's bedroom, but not Lohan, will air on January 1st.

Meanwhile … TMZ has more dropped more backstage dirt of Lindsay’s behavior on the set of “Scary Movie 5." Apparently, filming was shut down for an afternoon while Lindsay refused to kiss her co-star, CHARLIE SHEEN.


A friend close to Lindsay tells TMZ the script called for them to kiss three times, but Lindsay feared catching something gross from Sheen. And, yes, that IS a case of the pot calling the kettle black.

TMZ also reports that both Charlie and Lindsay were required to sign affidavits which promised they did not have a herpes cold sore on their lips. Ultimately, the script was re-written to accommodate Lindsay, and a body double was used for some of the kissing parts.
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RIHANNA RECEIVES SWEET RIDE FROM JAY-Z! WAS IT A REWARD FOR BREAKING UP WITH CHRIS BROWN?!: Christmas arrived early for RIHANNA, who was handed the keys to a brand new $160,000 silver Porsche 911 Turbo S. RiRi hit up Twitter to post a few pics of her sweet ride, one of which you can peep below.


So why the extravagant gift from JAY-Z -- her mentor and record company president? Sources say he bought it for her as a reward for finally coming to her senses and breaking up with CHRIS BROWN for good.

Rih supposedly kicked Chris to the curb this past weekend, then tweeted a message declaring herself “single.”

KESHA CAUGHT IN LIE! ‘WROTE AND WROTE AND REWROTE’ ‘DIE YOUNG’: Yesterday, we told you that after many radio stations stopped playing "Die Young" in the wake of the school shooting in Connecticut, KESHA tweeted he never wanted to sing the lyrics to "Die Young" but had been "forced to."


We also pointed out that she was listed as one of the song's songwriters. And now video has surfaced of a November radio interview, in which Kesha talks about how intimately she was involved in writing it. "I definitely make sure that every word rings true to me because I would never want to misrepresent myself to millions of people around the world," she says, adding, "I wrote and wrote and rewrote that song ten times."

HAS JESSICA SIMPSON CONFIRMED TO FRIENDS THAT SHE IS INDEED PREGNANT?!: JESSICA SIMPSON'S latest Weight Watchers ad hit the Internet yesterday. In it, she sports skinny jeans, a tight black shirt and a plaid button-downs and declares she lost over 50 pounds. And definitely looks it.


But sources are telling various gossip sites and tabloids that Jessie's weight loss days are over -- that she's been telling friends she IS pregnant again. Officially, there hasn't been a confirmation or denial from Jessica or her people.

ADELE NAMED 'ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR': And even though all she pretty much did this year was record the new James Bond theme, pop out a kid, and sit around counting all the money her 2011 release "21" continued to make, The Associated Press named ADELE it's 2012 Entertainer of the Year.

The annual distinction goes to "the person who had the most influence on entertainment and culture." LADY GAGA won it last year.

LOHAN LUNACY - LINDSAY NOT TO BLAME FOR TRASHING TRAILER/CLOGGING TOILET: LINDSAY LOHAN is once again blaming someone else for her misfortune. Earlier this year, Lindsay was blamed for trashing her trailer on the set of 'Scary Movie 5", with one report alleging she clogged its toilet, as well as other toilets on the set.

Well, Lindsay is vehemently denying to friends she was responsible for the trailer being destroyed. According to TMZ, Linds claims producers were upset she missed the first day of shooting (she said she had walking pneumonia) and when she finally arrived, the trailer was already a disaster.

She says after she was done shooting her cameo she was told she would not get her full paycheck in order to cover the damages. Lindsay’s friends say she tried to fight execs over the cut in her salary, but after weeks of negotiations she finally gave in and took the lesser amount

BABY POOP: "Homeland" star CLAIRE DANES is a first-time mommy! Claire gave birth to a baby boy on Monday. They named him Cyrus Michael Christopher Dancy.


2. "Burn Notice" star JEFFREY DONOVAN and his wife are proud parents of a baby girl. “She is a healthy and happy baby girl, and we are incredibly blessed to have her in our lives,” said the couple, who did not release any other details about the child.


3. JAMES MARSDEN of "30 Rock" is a dad again. Brazilian model Rose Costa, who he briefly dated earlier this year but is no longer with, gave birth to a baby boy, William Luca Costa-Marsden. James has two other children with his ex-wife.

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KESHA 'FORCED' TO RECORD 'DIE YOUNG': It turns out our radio station wasn't the only one making the decision to stop playing Kesha's "Die Young" in the wake of Friday's tragedy in Newtown, Connecticut.

Many radio stations around the country have dropped the song as well. And believe it or not, KESHA isn't defending her song. In fact, she says she never wanted to record it in the first place.

She Tweeted, quote, “I did NOT want to sing those lyrics and I was FORCED TO. I'm so so so sorry for anyone who has been effected by this tragedy. and I understand why my song is now inappropriate"

Interesting to note that Kesha is listed as one of the writers of the song. And yes, she wrote "effected" instead of "affected".

SNAPSHOT: LADY GAGA was spotted in New York City the other day wearing some kind of birdcage-type thing over her head. (PHOTO)

On a related note ... Gaga's boyfriend TAYLOR KINNEY'S went shirtless in a recent episode of the NBC series "Chicago Fire" ... Hommina, hommina, hommina!


 KARDASHIANS AND HONEY BOO BOO REVEAL XMAS CARDS: The KARDASHIAN KLAN unleashed their holiday card onto the world, featuring the whole family dressed in white. Even Kim’s late kitten Mercy made it into the photo, probably because she fit in with the color scheme.

The Honey Boo Boo family als.o released their card. Unlike the Kardashians, though, their portrait wasn't taken by some big time photographer. There's was taken at Smiley’s Flea Market and Yard Sale in Macon, Georgia! Yee-haw!


While we're on the subject of celbrities and Christmas .... LINDSAY LOHAN'S mom DINA Tweeted out this old Christmas photo of herself with a young Lindsay and her brother Michael ...


MEGAN FOX WAS AFRAID SHE WOULD BIRTH A VAMPIRE BABY: MEGAN FOX did not have a very easy pregnancy, at least in the first few months. Fox recounted to Jay Leno the other night just how bad her morning sickness was during the first trimester.

"It was so bad for me...I was convinced that I was, like, maybe birthing a vampire baby like the one in Twilight -- you know what happens to Bella, where she's in cold sweats all the time -- and I felt like...something not human was happening!"



KIM K. SHOWS US HER PICS: KIM KARDASHIAN Tweeted out a couple of pics of her new 'do. Kimmy's going with bangs these days.


SNAPSHOT: JESSICA SIMPSON'S man, Eric Johnson, was photographed out and about in Beverly Hills on Tuesday with baby Maxwell. (PHOTO)
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HEY JEN, IS THAT A BABY BUMP?: Here we go again. JENNIFER ANISTON was spotted out in LA Saturday, rockin' what some on the World Wide Web of Celebrity Speculation say may be a baby bump. I don't see it, do you? (PHOTO)


Meanwhile ... Check out Madame Tussausds/New York wax version of the non-fetused Aniston. Um ... yeah. Wow.


MILEY'S A SLUT, TAYLOR'S NOT; OR IS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND?: A writer for E! Online recently shared the following Instagram graphic comparing MILEY CYRUS and TAYLOR SWIFT.

"[Miley] is called a slut or a [B-word] every day [but] has been with the same guy for more than three years and is engaged to him.[Taylor] is called sweet, elegant and inspirational [but] has been with more than 13 guys for the past three years." Okay, "13 guys" is a slight exaggeration, but you gotta admit, she DOES date a lot of guys.

When Miley saw the graphic, she sent a message to the E! writer saying, quote, "This made me laugh. Thanks for making me smile. I needed it." However, she wants to make it clear she's not trying to start any beef with Taylor. "There is no tweet heat!" she wrote. "Don't go trying to make this look like I started any kinda drama. I laughed because I know."

IS LINDSAY LOHAN REALLY AS BROKE AS A BAD JOKE?: Word on the street is LINDSAY LOHAN is broke, but according to the Huffington Post, she's made at least $1.6 million this year.

Here's how they arrived at that number: Linds made $1 million to pose for "Playboy," $200,000 for her cameo in "Scary Movie 5," $300,000 to star in the Lifetime movie "Liz & Dick," $6,480 for her role in the indie flick "The Canyons," and that $100,000 loan from CHARLIE SHEEN.

So how is it she's so hard up for cash? Even if you add up her debts, which HuffPo did, there's still a good chunk left over.

Here's the math: In 2012, Lindsay racked up $234,000 in unpaid taxes from 2009 and 2010, $96,000 for the mansion she's renting, $144,000 in yearly rent on the storage locker she can't pay for anymore, and $40,000 she loaned to her mother so Dina wouldn't lose her house. All told, that comes out to $514,000.

So, again, how is it possible she's broke? Where'd the almost $1.1 million left over go? It couldn't have all gone to legal fees, could it?

DID ALICIA KEYS RIP OFF AN OLD SONG? WE REPORT, YOU DECIDE: ALICIA KEYS has been hit with a copyright infringement lawsuit. Songwriter Earl Shuman claims a snippet of "Girl on Fire" sounds too much like EDDIE HOLMAN'S 1970 single "(Hey There) Lonely Girl", which he wrote.

Shuman alleges the three notes in question constitutes an uncredited sample. Although the melody is kinda similar, I'm not entirely convinced. We Report, You Decide!

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COULD BE TRUE,COULD BE CRAP - SANTA'S BRINGING SURI CRUISE A 24K PLAYHOUSE: According to the not-always-reliable Britain's "Sun", in an effort to give Suri a great Christmas and make up for kicking her daddy to the curb, KATIE HOLMES has supposedly spent $48, 000 on gifts for the 6-year-old.

One of the most expensive is a $24,000 Victorian playhouse with running water and electricity, and amenities like recessed lighting, a media room and an eat-in kitchen. (PHOTO)

Suri's also getting an iPad mini, a $10,000 children’s version of a Mercedes Benz and a Chloe fur coat. And that’s just from Katie, imagine what Tom is getting her!

BABY POOP - SEXIEST MAN ALIVE AND WIFE EXPECTING: "People’s Sexiest Man Alive" is going to become the Sexiest Dad Alive. CHANNING TATUM and his wife-of-three-years Jenna Dewan-Tatum announced yesterday they are “expecting the birth of their first child next year.” In other words, "Magic Mike" is having a "Magic Tyke"! Hi-Yo!

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MAZEL TOV! KELLY CLARKSON BRIDE TO BE: Best wishes to KELLY CLARKSON, who announced her engagement via Twitter over the weekend. "I'M ENGAGED!!!!! I wanted y'all to know!!" she Tweeted out on Saturday, adding, "I am so lucky and am with the greatest man ever." That man, by the way, is Brandon Blackstock.


She also posted this pic of her "yellow canary diamond" engagement ring,which she says her betrothed designed for her.

IS JESSICA SIMPSON PLANNING A CHRISTMAS WEDDING?!: RadarOnline claims JESSICA SIMPSON and fiancé Eric Johnson are heading to Hawaii this weekend and they've invited, quote, "a lot of their close friends and family" to join them.

Naturally, "family members are speculating that they could be planning a surprise wedding." Adds another source, “(Jess) just wants a relaxed and intimate ceremony and has been dropping hints that the big day could be right before Christmas.”

Meanwhile ... DONALD FAISON from "Scrubs" married Simpson's best friend CACEE COBB over the weekend, and Jessica was one of her bridesmaids.

Jess walked the aisle with Faison's "Scrubs" co-star ZACH BRAFF. Here are a few photos of the bride and groom Zach Tweeted out ...


IS JESSICA SIMPSON PREGNANT? WE REPORT, YOU DECIDE!: Because Jessica was Cacee's bridesmaid, her big day was overshadowed by Jessica's form-fitting bridesmaid's dress.

All the media attention has been on whether or not she looked pregnant in it. Here are some pics. I think she totally does, but ...We Report, You Decide! (PHOTO) (PHOTO)

 LOHAN LUNACY - LINDSAY PLEADS FOR NO JAIL TIME: LINDSAY LOHAN won’t know if she’s headed to jail until January, but she’s pulling out all the stops to try and make sure that doesn’t happen.

According to TMZ, Linds is asking friends, family and even... wait for it ... her spiritual guru ... to write letters to the judge on her behalf, arguing that prison isn’t good for the actress.

Last week a judge revoked Lindsay’s probation in her jewelry theft case because she was charged with lying to police in California. A hearing on whether Lindsay will be sent to prison for the violation is set for January 25th.

Speaking of Lindsay ... Remember how last week, CHARLIE SHEEN mentioned that she hadn't thanked him for the $100,000 he gave her to help with her back taxes? Well, TMZ reports that after Lindsay heard that, she sent Charlie a thank you card and a bouquet of flowers.

The gossip site adds she's telling friends she didn't mean to snub Charlie, it's just that her phone broke and she lost all her contacts. OMG, is anything EVER this woman's fault?!

CELEBRITY JUSTICE - AMANDAY BYNES BUYS HER WAY OUT OF HIT AND RUNS: AMANDA BYNES was facing two separate hit and run charges of hit-and-run for incidents occurring in April and August of this year. But according to Radaronline, it's all good now.


Bynes reached financial settlements with both victims in exchange for money. In return, both parties agreed to drop their complaints. There's no word how much she paid them. But Amanda's not in the clear completley. She still faces charges of driving without a license and DUI.  

STALKER ARRESTED ON TAYLOR SWIFT'S PROPERTY: A stalker was arrested early Friday morning on TAYLOR SWIFT'S property in Nashville.


According to the cops, the guy took a bus from Wisconsin, then a taxi from the bus stop to the home, then climbed a fence AND a security gate to get onto her property. Taylor was not home when it happened. She was overseas carousing and perhaps canoodling with One Direction's Harry Styles.

The stalker reportedly had a knife on him, and told police he was Taylor's boyfriend and was there to celebrate her birthday, which was Thursday.

HARRY STYLES SHOWS US HIS PICS: Taylor's real boyfriend, HARRY STYLES, got into the Christmas spirit, tweeting this photo of himself in a couple of festive sweaters ...


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ROMANCE REPORT - KATY PERRY AND JOHN MAYER GO PUBLIC: Looks like KATY PERRY and JOHN MAYER are still going strong.


The on-again/off-again/on-again couple took in a Broadway musical with Katy's father Wednesday. It marked the first time Katy and John appeared together in public as a couple.


COULD BE TRUE, COULD BE CRAP - ANGELINA JOLIE TOO UGLY TO WED?!:  Apparently, ANGELINA JOLIE wants to replace something old with something new before her alleged wedding to BRAD PITT -- and she's supposedly enlisting some top-notch plastic surgeons to help her do it.

According to the National Enquirer, Angie thinks she needs a, quote, "head-to-toe overhaul" before she walks down the aisle, and is looking to spend 50 grand to look better.

The tab's source says, "She can’t live with the idea of walk­ing down the aisle with wrinkles and lumps, so she’s determined to get all the treatments she needs before the big day.”

WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS - LEANN RIMES NIP SLIP/'TWILIGHT' CROTCH SHOT: Just days after ANNE HATHAWAY publicly exposed her nether region, both LEANN RIMES and ELIZABETH REASER from the "Twilight" movies had accidental wardrobe mishaps.


Rimes suffered a nip-slip at a benefit event Wednesday night, while Reaser, who plays Edward's adoptive mother Esme, pulled a Hathaway while sitting down during an interview in a way-too short dress.(PHOTO) (PHOTO) It looks more like Reaser was wearing tan undies to me. What say you?

GAGA AND LOHAN AMONG THE MOST TALKED ABOUT WOMEN IN THE WORLD: Forbes scoured tens of thousands of news sources over the course of the year, tallied everything up, and dropped a new list yesterday: the 10 Most Talked About Women of 2012.


This year's queen is HILLARY CLINTON, with 26,838 headline mentions. She's followed by MICHELLE OBAMA, LADY GAGA, and LINDSAY LOHAN.

CELEBRITY GOOD DEEDS - RUSSELL BRAND MAKING SURE HOMELESS HAVE CASH OVER THE HOLIDAYS: CHARLIE SHEEN isn't the only celebrity doing good deeds this week.

RUSSELL BRAND reportedly handed his friends wads of cash so they could help the homeless in his absence. Russell is known for helping out the homeless in L.A. a lot, but he's going to be in Australia over the holidays so word is he handed his friends money so they could take care of them while he's gone.

"[His friends] have been taking [the homeless] food and making sure they've got warm clothing and a few dollars in their pocket until [Russell] gets back." The source adds that Russell usually spends around $2,000 a month, quote, "just helping people out."


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ALLEGED JUSTIN BIEBER MURDER AND CASTRATION PLOT ORIGINATED IN LAS CRUCES JAIL: A convicted killer currently serving two life sentences at the Southern New Mexico Correctional Facility in Las Cruces allegedly hatched a plan there to have JUSTIN BIEBER murdered and castrated by a fellow inmate and an accomplice.


Dana Martin reportedly recruited Mark Staake to murder the Biebs once Staake was released from prison. Staake later recruited his nephew to help commit the crime, which was scheduled to take place last month in New York, where Bieber was performing.

The plan was for them to take out Justin and his bodyguard by strangling them with paisley ties, then cutting off their genitalia with pruning shears. However, before they could carry out the plan, the mastermind himself turned them in. No word on what made Martin change his mind.

Oh, and here's an interesting detail: Martin had promised Staake and Ruane $2,500 for each testicle they collected

 JENNIFER ANISTON TURN BACK ON SICK MOM: Is Hollywood beauty JENNIFER ANISTON showing her ugly side by completely ignoring her seriously ill mom?


Radar Online is reporting that Jen's mom, Nancy Dow, entered the hospital on November 6th after taking a bad fall at her home. While trying to rehabilitate the injury, Dow suffered a stroke putting her in what's described as "a very fragile state."

And according to the gossip site, a family friend familiar with the situation says Aniston, quote, "hasn’t talked to or visited Nancy once since she was admitted." The source adds that Jen "ignoring her" is "breaking [her mom's] heart.”

Aniston and her mother have been estranged for more than a decade over a tell-all book Dow wrote in 1999.

LOHAN LUNACY - PROBATION REVOKED! JAIL TIME VERY REAL POSSIBILITY: LINDSAY LOHAN had her probation revoked by a Los Angeles judge, as expected, and will now learn when -- not "if" -- she'll be reporting to jail.


Evidently fed up with Lindsay constantly thumbing her nose at the law, Commissioner Jane Godfrey dropped the bombshell at a hearing yesterday morning, which Lohan did not attend. It was initially to be an arraignment on reckless driving charges from her Porsche wreck last year, but was expanded to include the jewelry theft case she was already on probation for.

With the probation revoked, LiLo must appear in court on January 15th to find out how much jail time she'll serve, the max being 245 days. TMZ says L.A. prosecutors will ask Lindsay be sentenced to at least 200 days behind bars .. and not the kind Lindsay likes to frequent, either!

LOHAN LUNACY - LINDSAY ON VERGE OF LOSING STORAGE LOCKER: When it rains, it pours for Lindsay. According to TMZ, Lohan has fallen behind on her monthly storage bill and is thisclose to losing everything she's got locked away.

The site claims Linds owes the storage company about 16 grand, and if she can't come up with the money soon, her unit will go up on the auction block by the end of this month.

LOHAN LUNACY - WILL LINDSAY BE FORCED INTO MENTAL HOSPITAL?!: According to the National Enquirer, Lindsay's inner circle wants to have her committed and declared at least temporarily incapable of dealing with her own affairs.

A supposed close friend tells the tab, "The problem is that [Lindsay] surrounds herself with users and ‘yes’ people, including her own mother. They’re nothing but phonies and takers and they’re letting her run wild!”

Besides her reported drinking and drugging, one source claims she’s pulling out clumps of her hair and talking to herself constantly.

COULD BE TRUE, COULD BE CRAP - MORE JENNER DIVORCE RUMORS: Although they have denied the rumors, Star magazine is sticking by their claim that KRIS and BRUCE JENNER are headed for divorce.


Bruce, they claim, feels Kris has been too focused on the girls’ careers, as opposed to them having a normal childhood. And Kourtney, Khloe and Rob Kardashian are supposedly all on Bruce’s side, because they too want to protect their little sisters.

Star says Bruce is actually in the process of moving himself and daughters Kylie and Kendall out of the family home.

ANNE HATHAWAY CALLS VA JAY JAY FLASH UNFORTUNATE: ANNE HATHAWAY went on the "Today" show yesterday to talk about her new movie, "Les Miserables". But of course, Matt Lauer started off asking about her big crotch shot that went viral yesterday. Oh, and here's how he brought it up: Quote, "Seen a lot of you lately."


Hathaway called it “an unfortunate incident" and added that it made her "sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of you in a vulnerable moment and rather than deletes it…sells it.”

CELEBS SHOW US THEIR CHRISTMAS PICS: Tis the season for celebrities to Tweet out holiday themed pics. Check out SNOOKI'S baby Lorenzo, CARLY REA JEPSEN  with Santa, and ROB THOMAS ...

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LOHAN LUNACY - LINDSAY TO BE ARRAIGNED TODAY; WILL PROBATION BE REVOKED?!: LINDSAY LOHAN will be arraigned later today in California on charges she lied to cops in connection with her June car accident.


According to TMZ, it is expected that Lindsay’s judge will revoke her probation in her jewelry heist case and schedule a date to formally decide whether her lying was a violation of her probation. The site reports that hearing will happen at the same time she stands trial for lying to cops, and even if she’s found not guilty, she could still be in violation of her probation.

If it is determined she violated probation, she could get as much as eight months in jail, and that doesn’t include time she could get if she’s found guilty of lying. The probation issue is totally up to the judge, but sources say prosecutors are, quote, "out for blood", and they're recommending Lindsay get the book thrown at her.

But like a cat that always lands on it's feet ... TMZ's source tells them the judge assigned to the case, quote, "is not a big jail person." Word is she strongly favors counseling and rehab over jail.

Meanwhile ... Lindsay isn't required to be at the hearing, and she's not expected there, mostly because she's currently living in New York. Well, that plus if she was present, and her probation gets revoked, she could've been faced with the embarrassment of being cuffed and led away right then and there.

ANNE HATHAWAY FLASHES VA JAY JAY AT 'LES MIS' PREMIERE: ANNE HATHAWAY is the latest celeb to learn the hard way that it's best to wear underwear to a red-carpet event.


Hathaway opted to go commando at the "Les Miserables" premiere the other night in New York City, and as she exited her car, she flashed her not-so-private parts. (PHOTO)

WATCH - BRUNO MARS AS TINY ELVIS: Did you know BRUNO MARS got his start performing as Tiny Elvis at his families musical revue in Hawaii? True dat. His act was so adorable, he was featured in the 1992 movie "Honeymoon In Vegas" ...



NICK CANNON AND MARIAH CAREY DO IT TO HER MUSIC: She’s one of the sexiest singers on the planet, and he’s, well, married to one of the sexiest singers on the planet. So what music do you think MARIAH CAREY and NICK CANNON have playing when they get all smoove up in each other?

When asked during a radio interview on Tuesday whether the celebrity couple get down to the sound of Carey’s music, NICK CANNONS answered with an emphatic “Absolutely!” When asked if he listens to Mariah’s music while he gets all smoove up with himself, Nick again answered in the affirmative, adding that his favorite Carey song to listen to while pleasuring himself is ... “Hero.”

CHARLIE SHEEN DONATES $75K TOWARDS 10-YEAR-OLD’S CANCER FIGHT: CHARLIE SHEEN has made another big donation -- this one to someone a little more deserving than Lindsay Lohan.

TMZ reports Sheen donated $75,000 to help a little girl fight a rare form of cancer.

Charlie was recently speaking with a cop in Hermosa Beach, California, when he found out about another officer whose 10-year-old daughter was diagnosed with Childhood Rhabdomyosarcoma, which requires over a year of expensive medical treatments.

Charlie reacted by telling the cop, “no parent should have to watch their kid go through that,” and the next day sent a check to the Hermosa Beach Police Association, which had started a fund for the kid. I bet this is the first time Charlie has spent $75,000 on drugs that weren't for him!

HUGH HEFNER'S FIANCEE SHOWS US HER PIC: Check out the rock HUGH HEFNER gave his second-time fiancée CRYSTAL HARRIS.


A year ago she sold off the first one, a 3.39-carat diamond ring, for half its value.

JENNIFER LAWRENCE TOPS MOST DESIRABLE WOMAN LIST: "The Hunger Games" JENNIFER LAWRENCE Jennifer has landed at number one on AskMen’s 12TH annual list of the Top 99 Most Desirable Women.


The 2.4 million people who voted picked the 22-year-old over MILA KUNIS, who came in second. Sports Illustrated model KATE UPTON took the number three spot, followed by RIHANNA and EMMA STONE.

Interestingly, KIM KARDASHIAN, who was eight last year, fell all the way to 98 this year, while NICKI MINAJ, five last year, dropped off the list entirely, as did JENNIFER LOPEZ, JESSICA ALBA, and MEGAN FOX.

COVER SHOT: DREW BARRYMORE'S daughter, Olive, makes her debut ...


 LISTEN - AVRIL LAVIGNE COVERS NICKLEBACK: AVRIL LAVIGNE recorded a version of NICKELBACK'S "How You Remind Me" for some anime movie, and it sounds a lot like an ALANIS MORISSETTE song to me. Press play and see if you agree.

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