IN DENIAL - ADELE: ADELE hit up Twitter yesterday to deny the Life & Style magazine cover story that she and her baby-daddy secretly got married earlier this summer. She Tweeted, quote, "I'm not married . . . Zzzzzzz."

But a few of the not-always-reliable British tabloids aren't convinced. A 'Daily Mail' source insists, quote, "They did get married, and I was present. It was a fabulous occasion. Adele was dressed in a classic attire and Simon looked very smart and joyous."

I want to believe, un-named source, I want to believe!!!

ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER LINDSAY LOHAN BEHAVING BADLY STORY: A dressing room trailer that was created for ELIZABETH TAYLOR has been damaged to the tune of $100,000, and the owner is blaming LINDSAY LOHAN.

A Liz Taylor fan named Angel Alger lent it to the Lifetime network back in July to use in their movie "Liz & Dick". Alger says they promised she'd get it back in better condition, but instead it was returned in worse shape. (PHOTO)

Alger says it there are now cigarette burns on some of the the furniture and on a portrait of Liz, (PHOTO), a mirror, dishes and other glassware were broken, and some things were missing -- including an antique rocking chair that Liz used to sit in every night after filming and a brush that may have still had some of Liz's hair in it.

Alger thinks Lindsay is partly responsible because she claims a studio employee told her Linds and her friends had access to the trailer every night after filming.

But Lindsay's overworked rep says na-ah. Lindsay WORSHIPPED Liz, and would never destroy her belongings. Quote: "This has nothing to do with Lindsay. You should ask the producers about it."

Speaking of Lilo and the 'Liz & Dick' producers ... you know that unpaid $46,000 Chateau Marmont bill we told you about yesterday? Lindsay is saying the producers of the Lifetime movie were supposed to pick up the tab, but sources tell TMZ she always knew her hotel expenses were her responsibility.

Producers did give her a one-time only advance of $5,000 against her salary so she could move into the hotel, but the source says they never ever suggested they would pay for her to stay there.

Meanwhile ... Lifetime yesterday released some new images from the upcoming television movie. Check 'em, yo ...


LADY GAGA'S 'VOGUE' COVER AIRBRUSHING EXPOSED: LADY GAGA graces the cover of the latest 'Vogue,'but apparently the magazine's editors weren't happy with the face Gaga, body or skin she was born with.

Pre-airbrushed photos that hit the 'net yesterday show clearly how her skin was touched-up and her waist minimized.

You have to admit it's pretty ironic they did this much retouching to a woman whose mantra is "Born This Way"

BABY POOP: TORI SPELLING pushed another one out yesterday! Spelling gave birth to a baby boy -- her fourth child with husband Dean McDermott.


Finn Davey McDermott weighed in at six-pounds, six-ounces and 20-inches long.

LEANN RIMES CHECKS HERSELF INTO REHAB: One day after partying like a rock star on her 30th birthday, LEANN RIMES checked herself into rehab yesterday to deal with "anxiety and stress issues".

Despite constant speculation about her skinny frame, her rep insists LeAnn’s not there to deal with drug abuse or an eating disorder -- although that would certainly explain those bikini photos of her looking emaciated, no? (PHOTO)

On a related note ... Rimes has sued two women she claims illegally taped a conversation with her that has now hit the Internet.

The suit alleges the women, Kimberly and Lexi Smiley, are supporters of Brandi Glanville, ex-wife of LeAnn’s husband Eddie Cibrian.

LeAnn says she called Kimberly trying to get her to stop posting negative things about her on the Internet, and Kimberly illegally recorded the conversation, which, taken out of context, paints LeAnn in a “false and negative light.” She is suing for invasion of privacy.

SIMON COWELL TO THE RESCUE!!!: SIMON COWELL is being credited with helping to save the lives of nine people whose boat sank in St. Tropez the other day.


According to reports, Simon was on his boat with his former girlfriend Sinitta when he received a “may day” call about a sinking vessel.

Simon told his captain to head out to the sinking boat. When they got there, he sent a smaller boat out to collect nine passengers and bring them back to his yacht. Simon's crew even helped patch up the other boat and pump water from it.

BABY POOP - HOLLY MADISON’S BABY DADDY FACES 13 YEARS BEHIND BARS: HOLLY MADISON sure picked a winner of a baby daddy. The former "Girls Next Door" star announced that she and boyfriend Pasquale Rotella are expecting their first child in March, but hopefully he won’t be behind bars when the baby is born.


According to 'People' magazine, Rotella was indicted this past April along with six others on 29 counts of bribery, embezzlement, conspiracy and conflict of interest in Los Angeles. Rotella allegedly rerouted more than $2.5 million from the venue to pay off city officials.

If convicted, Rotella faces up to 13 years in the slammer.

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COULD BE TRUE, COULD BE CRAP: JOHN MAYER DUMPED KATY PERRY VIA EMAIL: "Us Weekly" is claiming that JOHN MAYER dumped KATY PERRY by e-mail because he was, quote, "tired of her hard partying."


Wait,what? Via e-mail? Who does that? Doesn't he know the proper way to break up with someone is by texting? E-mail is soooo old-school.I guess John is just an old-fashioned kind of guy

A source tells the tab Katy was, quote, "furious and really hurt. She was into him, but he wasn't feeling it." Apparently.

LADY GAGA ACCUSES  LINDSAY LOHAN OF STEALING HER EARRINGS: On Tuesday, shortly after the news broke that LINDSAY LOHAN wasn't going to be prosecuted for allegedly stealing jewelry, she Tweeted a picture of herself wearing some fancy-looking earrings.


And LADY GAGA responded with this zinger: "@lindsaylohan ummmm are those my earrings??? this is awkward...:) kiss kiss chateau bunny."

Yes, she was joking. No, Gaga and Linds aren’t battling, and no, Lohan didn’t steal from her friend.

But how's this for a funny coincidence ... notice how Gaga called her a "chateau bunny"? That's a reference to a couple of months ago when they became friends during a sleepover at the Chateau Marmont.

The same Chateau Marmont Lindsay was recently ordered to pack her sh** up and leave from for neglecting a $46,000 bill! Lolz, as the kids say.

On a related note ...

LADY GAGA PAYS FAKE HOMAGE TO MADONNA AT HELSINKI CONCERT: Linds and Gaga aren't battling, but she and  MADONNA continues.


Tuesday, Gaga mocked Madonna's recent on-stage wardrobe shenanigans by flashing her thong to the crowd. (PHOTO)

After pulling up her black leather skirt to reveal her behind -- and just before launching into the Madonna's classic "Like a Virgin" -- Gaga shouted, quote,"I don’t give a f*** what people say. We don’t give a f***."

Clearly a reference to Madonna's concert staple "I Don't Give A"from her latest album. Your move, Madge.

MADONNA BOOED IN PHILLY: Madonna’s first stop on her U.S. tour wasn’t without controversy. The MDA Tour rolled into Philadelphia on Tuesday night, greeted by boos and disgruntled fans upset that the show started two and a half hours late.


Madonna apologized when she did finally take the stage blaming her late arrival on being too much of a perfectionist, and told fans to appreciate their freedom given all the human rights abuses around the world. She was booed TWICE

IS ADELE WEARING A WEDDING RING???!!!: Did ADELE already get hitched? Yeah, we don’t know either, but Life & Style magazine reports she’s been spotted with a gold band on her ring finger.


According to their source, “Adele and [her fiancée] managed to keep the baby news a secret for so long that there are rumors they’ve already gotten married, too.”

WOMAN CLAIMS KRIS HUMPHRIES GAVE HER HERPES: TMZ reports KRIS HUMPHRIES is being accused of giving a woman HERPES during a sexual encounter two years ago.

Kayla Goldberg is suing Humphries, claiming they had unprotected intercourse more than once after meeting at a club in August of 2010. She's suing Kris for sexual battery -- she claims he knew, but never told her, that he had an STD -- plus emotional distress and fraud. She's seeking unspecified damages.

His rep tells E! News that Kris does not have herpes. Sources close to the baller say Kris is 100% positive he doesn't have herpes or any other STD because he got tested recently after a different woman accused him of infecting her.

BABY POOP: HOLLY MADISON is pregnant. The 32-year-old former Playboy Playmate and ‘Girl Next Door’ is expecting a child in March with boyfriend Pasquale Rotella, according to People magazine.

"Definitely being with the right guy has a lot to do with it," she told the mag. "My relationship is awesome. I’m happier than I’ve ever been in my personal life.” Sas! Take that Hef!

2. Mazel Tov, GIULIANA and BILL RANCIC! Bill hit up Twitter to announce the birth of their new baby via surrogate.


"The 'Duke' has landed!," he posted. "Edward Duke Rancic was welcomed into the world last night at 7lbs 4oz. G & I feel blessed beyond words. We did it!"
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LINDSAY LOHAN IN THE CLEAR: LINDSAY LOHAN gets away clean again. It turns out Lohan will not be prosecuted for allegedly stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of watches and sunglasses from a Hollywood Hills home last week.

TMZ says the L.A. County District Attorney rejected the case because they had "no evidence that any jewelry, including watches, was taken." According to the D.A., the home's owner Sam Magid did not identify Linds as a suspect and the "potential eyewitnesses have refused to become involved."

The gossip site says that they have it from a reliable source that this Sam guy sent Linds a text saying, quote, "I officially told Detective Rodriguez you can't take anything from me 'cause what's mine is yours." He also told her that he told the cops the real culprits were men and that he will, quote, "fight for [her]."

IN DENIAL - LINDSAY LOHAN: Lindsay's rep quickly issued a statement saying Linds is "glad this matter has been cleared up," and added, "it is unfortunate that many media outlets were quick to point fingers and jump to conclusions without having all the facts."

"The facts," by the way, are pretty bizarre. Magid told cops Monday that Lindsay claimed the real culprit was a man claiming to be Suge Knight’s son, Andrew Knight. He said he was in touch with Knight and another one of Lindsay’s friends, and that they told him the night of the theft, Lindsay had handed them a bag with a few of the stolen items wrapped in her t-shirt.

Magid also said on Monday he reached out to Lindsay, who claimed she had hidden some of the other stolen items around the house because she was afraid they would be stolen by burglars. She also apparently confessed she was on Ambien at the time, so the details of that night were hazy.

Pretty cray-cray, huh? So even though the charges have been dropped against Lindsay due to lack of evidence, the whole thing kind of makes you wonder, dontchathink?

EVEN MORE LOHAN LUNACY - HOTEL BANS LINDSAY FOR BEING A DEADBEAT DEBTOR: Could it be the reason Lindsay suddenly escaped to New York after being accused of stealing $100,000 in jewelry from a Hollywood Hills home is because she didn't have a place to stay in Los Angeles?


For most of the summer, Lilo had used the Chateau Marmont as her Los Angeles home. But after repeatedly ingnoring requests to pay up, the hotels general manager forced her to move her stuff out and banned her from stepping foot on the property. Lohan supposedly owes more than $46,000.

The itemized bill reveals her lavish lifestyle, over 47 days, while she used the Chateau Marmont as her apartment and personal 7-11:

•Minibar charges: $3,145
•Cigarettes: $686 She smoked 49 packs, which the hotel charged $14 each
•Chateau restaurant: On July 4th, Lindsay and her friends ate $1,992 worth of food
•Lohan spent $686 on room service on that Fourth of July party

(LETTER)

BABY POOP: “Jersey Shore” star NICOLE 'SNOOKI' POLIZZI and her newborn baby boy, Lorenzo, were wheeled out of a New Jersey hospital yesterday and headed home with diapers, rattles — and a full TV camera crew in tow. (PHOTO)


Speaking of cameras ... how much, if any, of Lorenzo's birth will make it to television? RadarOnline says the "Snooki & JWoww" production team was in Snooki's hospital room in the moments leading up to the birth, but they were kicked out just before things got a little too real.

However, her fiancé and baby daddy Jionni continued filming on a personal camcorder. Thankfully, though, we hear he limited the visuals to Snooki's face.


As for how much of the footage will make it on-air, it's unclear at this time, but it's pretty much guaranteed we're going to see at least some of the footage. Sadly, it won't be until the next season of "Snooki & JWoww," which won't debut until early next year.

2. Us Magazine posted a photo of PINK on break from shooting a music video, wearing lingerie and holding 14-month-old daughter Willow. (PHOTO)

3. MARIAH CAREY hit up her babies website to share a few more photos of Dem Babies -- Monroe and Moroccan -- with us ...


ROMANCE REPORT – ESTRANGED ‘TWILIGHT’ LOVERS AGREE TO MEET UP: Could reconciliation be in the works for ROBERT PATTINSON and KRISTEN STEWART? Don’t look at me, I have no idea. But a source for ‘Look’ magazine claims that at the very least they have agreed to meet up after having spoken on the phone for over an hour.

On their emotional phone call, Stewart allegedly begged Rob to take her back and pleaded with him trust her again. According to the source, Pattinson feels sorry for her and is ready to speak to her face to face about everything that has happened.

Even if K-Stew and R-Patz do meet up, they won’t be doing it at their old place. 'Us Weekly' says Pattinson is selling the L.A. home they once shared. A so-called insider says Rob is dumping the place because it holds "too many memories."

ROMANCE REPORT - TAYLOR SWIFT HIRES PRIVATE JET TO PICKUP BOYFRIEND:
The relationship between TAYLOR SWIFT and Conor Kennedy has gotten to a point where a week apart is apparently a week too long.

One of those ubiquitous sources told the New York Post's Page Six, “Taylor missed Conor so much, she sent a plane” to pick him up and bring him to Nashville.

The source adds, “He’s been with her ever since. Things have become so serious between them so fast that no one in Hyannis Port would be surprised if they eloped.”

COVERSHOT: CARLY REA JEPSON graces the cover of Canadian Fashion magazine's upcoming October issue ...

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Update: TMZ is reporting that a second police department wants some time in the interview room with Lindsay Lohan to determine if she committed a crime. In the Santa Monica P.D.'s case it's lying to their cops.

Sources tell TMZ Santa Monica police are convinced Lindsay lied to them last June when the car she was in rear-ended a big rig on the Pacific Coast Highway. Lindsay told the cops then she was not the driver, but now they're convinced she lied. Lying to the po-po is considered a crime punishable by one year.

LINDSAY LOHAN IS NOW A THEFT SUSPECT: Remember the report last week about LINDSAY LOHAN going to an overnight house party at the Hollywood Hills home of millionaire Sam Magid, and how he reported about $100,000 worth of watches and sunglasses missing the next morning?


Initially Linds was not considered a suspect, but that has apparently all changed. A law enforcement source tell TMZ both Lohan and her assistant Gavin Doyle are now formally suspects.

Even though Magid has suspiciously recanted his story and now says nothing was taken, the gossip site says cops are not dropping the investigation because they believe they have independent witnesses who can confirm Lindsay and Gavin did indeed pilfer some of the items.

As you may recall ... LiLo is still on probation for stealing a necklace from a jewelry store, which means a new charge could result in a probation violation, sending her to jail.

I'll pause for a few seconds while we all laugh at how ludicrous that last sentence sounded. Of course she WON'T go to jail. Lindsay NEVER faces any real consequences for her actions. It's her superpower.

GINGER SPICE - IS RUSSELL BRAND HITTIN' DAT???: According to London's not-always-reliable Sun tabloid, RUSSELL BRAND and former Spice Girl GERI HALLIWELL, a.k.a. GINGER SPICE, are soooo doing it.

"They had met several times in the past," says their source, "but really got to know each other during the Olympics.

"They just clicked," continues the chatty source. "Things are getting very serious between them . . . they're a proper couple now.

Just last month Russell confirmed he was dating Isabella Brewster -- the younger sister of 'Fast & Furious' actress Jordana -- and had reportedly been planning to move in with her.

Brand's agent is denying reports of a relationship with Halliwell, claiming "they are just friends" but admits they two "have been out a few times."

CELEBRITIES IN TROUBLE - AMANDA BYNES: Police have re-opened an investigation into an alleged hit-and-run by AMANDA BYNES back in April.


They initially closed the case for lack of evidence, but given Amanda's other vehicular mishaps since then, they decided it was worth looking into again.

JESSICA ALBA SHOWS US HER PICS: JESSICA ALBA said buh-bye to completely brown and hello to partial blonde, and Tweeted this pic of her newly lightened locks ...


Alba hit up the Clairol for her role in 'Sin City 2.' She'll be reprising her role of stripper Nancy Callahan.


KATIE HOLMES GOT TO KEEP GOODIES WORTH MILLIONS: We learned yesterday that thanks to an ironclad prenup, KATIE HOLMES will only be receiving about $400,000 in child support a year for their daughter, Suri.


And although Katie didn't get a cash settlement of any sort,she did end up walking away with some of Cruise's $250 million fortune in the form of gifts.

According to Radaronline, quote, "Tom was extremely generous to Katie with lavish gifts during their marriage and she will be keeping millions of dollars of jewelry, Hermes handbags and other luxurious items."

The gossip site's source says the jewelry includes "diamond earrings...that easily cost over $500k and...at least ten Hermes handbags...ranging in price from 10k-50k, each!"

KRIS HUMPHRIES ISN'T TO BLAME FOR DIVORCE DELAYS: Another high profile divorce isn't going as fast or as smooth as Tom and Katie's. KRIS HUMPHRIES and KIM KARDASHIAN's divorce is still pending, which has many wondering why it's taken so long to settle a marriage that only lasted 72 days. Well, Kris' legal team wants you to know he isn't the one dragging his feet.


A source said to be close to the situation broke it down to Radaronline: "Here are the facts . . . Kris had no intention of going after the men in Kim's life, meaning current boyfriend, Kanye West, but was forced to because her lawyer, Laura Wasser, formally subpoenaed his gal pal, Myla Sinanaj . . . Kris' legal team had no other choice but to go after her personal life as well, which means more witnesses to depose, and again, more delays.

Scheduling depositions for Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner have also been problematic, as both claim very chaotic schedules. Kris has a right to prepare for trial, and the longer the Kardashian clan drag their feet in scheduling depositions, the longer this thing is going to go on."

Long story short, with all of the depositions that have to take place, the divorce trial isn't expected to begin until 2013.

CELEBS SHOW US THEIR TWEETS:

•Jenny McCarthy: "Snooki Congrats! Everything snaps back. Including your vagina. Well, unless you have four kids, then you're pretty blown out."

•Joan Rivers: "Congratulations Snooki on the birth of your son! No jokes here -- even though when her water broke Jack Daniels came out."

•Lisa Lampanelli: "Lance Armstrong stripped of all seven Tour De France titles. Still holds coveted titles of nailing Kate Hudson and Sheryl Crow."

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BREAKING NEWS!!! JOHN MAYER CUTS HIS HAIR!!!: After breaking up with KATY PERRY, JOHN MAYER did what a lot of women do when they decide to make a fresh start -- he cut his hair.


Mayer ditched the JOHNNY DEPP-wannabe thing he'd been rockin' for a more clean-cut look, which he debuted over the weekend at a launch party for MINDY KALING'S new television show.


TWITTER WAR - RIHANNA VS. JOAN RIVERS: Like the AVRIL LAVIGNE/CHAD KROEGER out-of-nowhere engagement, I'm betting no one saw this coming: RIHANNA and comedienne, 'Fashion Police' host JOAN RIVERS are entangled in a Twitter War.

Last week, Rivers took to Twitter to tear into Rihanna’s comments to OPRAH about still being in love with CHRIS BROWN.

“Rihanna confessed to Oprah Winfrey that she still loves Chris Brown," Rivers Tweeted. "Idiot! Now it’s MY turn to slap her.”

RiRi was not amused, firing back, “Joan Rivers wow u really do get slow when you’re old huh? Slap on some diapers.” Rivers then responded with, “Honey, Rihanna, everyone knows: If he hit you once, he’ll hit you again. Read the statistics. PS – Love to have you on Fashion Police!”

Your move, Rihanna.

IS ROB KARDASHIAN HOOKING UP WITH RIHANNA???!!!: Ro-roh! Is ROB KARDASHIAN playing his girlfriend, Rita Ora, with none other than Rihanna?


Rob and Rihanna spent pretty much all day Saturday together. First riding go-karts in Burbank, then later at a nightclub in Hollywood. (PHOTO 1) (PHOTO 2) Why, Rihanna, whyyyyy must it be a Kardashian!

According to TMZ, Rob has been dating singer, and Rihanna look-a-like Rita Ora since December, and supposedly even got each other's names tattooed on their hands recently.

Speaking of the Kardashians … KIM posted a close-up of her badunk in tight jeans along with the caption, "I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."


Like all women, Kim was probably fishing for compliments more than she was looking for the honest truth, but since she asked: Does Kim's butt look too big in these jeans? Put me down for 'yes'. Like Sir Mixalot, I like big butts and I cannot lie, but these jeans do not flatter Kim's money-maker at all.


COULD BE TRUE, COULD BE CRAP - JENNIFER ANISTON HAVING SHOTGUN WEDDING: Is JENNIFER ANISTON going to have a shotgun wedding? According to the "National Enquirer", Jen's mom is telling people that she's going to be a grandmother, and that her daughter is getting hitched in Mexico soon.

One of those people Jen’s mom allegedly spoke to told the tab, quote, “[Jennifer and Justin Theroux] plan to tie the knot in one of Jen’s favorite vacation locales, a beach in Mexico, and they’re going to do it before the end of the year. Nancy (Jen’s mom) said that Jen doesn’t want to be showing too much on her wedding day.”

‘The Enquirer’ claims that Jennifer wants to speed things up her mom’s health is deteriorating.

TOM CRUISE ALLEGEDLY GOT OFF CHEAP IN DIVORCE FROM KATIE: We'll probably never know the details of TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES' divorce settlement, but that's not going to stop the tabloids and gossip sites from speculating.

TMZ is reporting that Katie did not get a huge payout as many initially believed because there was an ironclad prenup in place. What she will get is $400,000 a year in child support. That's about $33,333 a month, or 4.8 million over the next 12 years.

Which isn’t much when you consider Tom is worth $250 million. Tom and Katie also supposedly agreed that Suri would never go to a “residential school,” meaning she won’t be shipped off to boarding school, whether it’s Scientology or some other type.

BABY POOP - SNOOKI HAS SUCCESSFULLY REPRODUCED: She did it! SNOOKI brought another life into this world yesterday morning. Please welcome Lorenzo Dominic LaValle. This is the first illegitimate child for Snooki and her fiancé Jionni LaValle.


Snooki Tweeted, quote, "I am so in love with my son Lorenzo Dominic! I had my little man last night, healthy at 6 pounds!

MORE BABY POOP: ANNA FARIS and her husband CHRIS PRATT became first-time parents sooner than expected on Saturday. Anna gave birth to a baby boy, whom they named Jack.


Although everything appears to be fine, Anna's rep noted that Jack was born "earlier than expected", and will be spending some time in the neonatal intensive care unit.

USHER WINS CUSTODY OF HIS SONS: USHER was victorious in his custody battle with ex-wife Tameka Foster. A judge Friday awarded him full custody of the couple’s two sons. Tameka will still have some custodial rights, but it is currently unclear how much she’ll be able to see the kids.


TMZ reports that Tameka plans to appeal, and feels the judge in the case may have been biased, after discovering that Usher’s lawyer’s firm threw a fundraiser for him in 2008.

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SPLITSVILLE - KATY PERRY AND JOHN MAYER: Sad Face. The brief romance between JOHN MAYER and KATY PERRY has come to an end.


'Us Weekly' reports that after casually dating for a couple of months, the pair has called it quits. "She's really upset about it," one insider tells 'Us', while another adds, "She is making it seem like it wasn't serious with John, but she is hurt."

Radar Online, meanwhile ... is reporting that the notorious womanizer “did a real number” on the California girl. Their source said, “She held off from his advances for the longest time… She eventually gave in, fell head over heels for him and then – yep – once he had made his conquest, he dumped her.”

MEDICAL ISSUES BEHIND LENGTH OF BRITNEY SPEARS’ ONGOING CONSERVATORSHIP: BRITNEY SPEARS wants be responsible for her personal life and is trying to get a judge to end her conservatorship. That, however, doesn’t look like it’s going to happen anytime soon.


TMZ cites “multiple sources with firsthand knowledge” as saying it won’t happen because Britney has, quote, “a serious medical issue that prevents her from making consistently sound decisions,” and that’s why the conservatorship has already gone on for four and a half years.

As for what the disorder is, we may never know. The gossip site reports, “Documents were filed Tuesday in the conservatorship case, urgently asking the judge to seal certain records” described as ‘highly sensitive.’” The documents also warn that “irreparable harm and immediate danger” would befall Brit if the documents weren’t sealed.

Word is, the disorder affects Britney's personality and state of mind.

MADONNA FAKE FORGIVES ELTON JOHN DURING FRANCE CONCERT: MADONNA got in the latest shot in the on-going feud with ELTON JOHN on Tuesday at her show in France. She dedicated a song to him, like she wanted to forgive him and make up after their feud over Lady Gaga.


As you may recall, Elton recently put Madonna on blast for being mean to LADY GAGA, calling Madge a "fairground stripper" and the C-WORD, among other things.

Well, during Tuesday's show, Madonna dedicated the song "Masterpiece" to Elton, saying, quote, "I know he's a big fan of it. And I know he's a big fan of mine," adding "I forgive him."


But before you think she was holding out the proverbial olive branch, "Masterpiece" is the song that beat out Elton's "Hello Hello" for a Golden Globe back in January and Elton wasn't happy about it.

In fact, his husband David Furnish called Madge desperate later that evening and said her acceptance speech was, quote, "embarrassing in its narcissism." So, yeah, it was more of a diss than an attempt at peace between the two Pop Superpowers.

SOFIA VERGARA SHOWS US HER PICS: SOFIA VERGARA posted a new photo where she's dressed up as LUCILLE BALL. But because the photo doesn't prominently feature her booty or cleavage, I'm soooo not interested. I keed, I keed!


That being said, Sofia dressed as Lucille Ball is not a good look for her. IMHO.

UPDATE - KATHIE LEE GIFFORD CONFIRMS TAYLOR SWIFT WEDDING CRASHER STORY: KATHIE LEE GIFFORD has confirmed reports that TAYLOR SWIFT was an uninvited guest at a Kennedy wedding over the weekend.


The bride, Kyle Gifford Kennedy, is the granddaughter of Kathie Lee’s husband Frank Gifford, and the Today show host said she was told by Kyle’s mother Victoria that Taylor was not invited, although her boyfriend Conor Kennedy was.

But Kathie Lee did give Taylor a little bit of slack, saying, "I'm not sure [Taylor] didn't know she wasn’t invited."

Taylor’s rep continues to insists she “was invited to the wedding and the bride thanked her profusely for being there."

As Heard on the Show – He’s a Kennedy Goof Song:  LISTEN

DID SCOTT DISICK LEAVE SON MASON IN A HOT CAR???: If you watch any of the KARDASHIAN shows then you’re familiar with SCOTT DISICK. And if you’re familiar with Scott then chances are you think he’s either an A-hole or a D-bag.

But is he THIS much of an A-hole or D-bag ... ???

The "National Enquirer" claims Scott left 2-year-old son Mason alone for five minutes in his Mercedes SUV -- with the windows rolled up, the car parked in the sun, and the engine turned off -- on a recent107 degree day while he looked at magazines on a newsstand.

KOURTNEY was reportedly livid when she found out, and has supposedly banned Scott from going anywhere with Mason or their newborn daughter unless someone else is with him.

Meanwhile … Radar Online is reporting that Scott is drinking again and “more of a mess than...ever.” The gossip site’s source says the couple’s relationship is “the worst [it has] ever been,” and that Scott is never alone with newborn daughter Penelope because Kourtney feels he’s “so irresponsible.”

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