CHRISTINA AGUILERA DID NOT PEE ON HERSELF NOR DID SHE HAVE A MENSTRUAL ACCIDENT AT ETTA JAMES' FUNERAL: The Internet was on fire yesterday with CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S performance at ETTA JAMES' funeral this weekend. And not because of her over blown singing either. It was over a mysterious substance that was caught on camera streaking down her legs.
People were speculating all kinds of gross -- like that she peed herself, that her monthly visitor had chosen that time to show up, and that she'd gotten in a quickie before taking the stage.

Well, according to an 'Us' magazine "insider" it was the least gross explanation: "The sweat caused her spray tan to streak." Of course! Because famous or not, it's always important to have a tanned nether region!!!

MADONNA VS. LADY GAGA - ROUND TWO!!! WHO YOU GOT???: Madonna's claws are out again. This time she reportedly stipulated that if she is going to attend anyone's Oscar parties, Lady Gaga can't be on the same guest list.

A source told Showbiz Spy, "She doesn't usually act like this, even about bitter enemies such as Sean Penn and J. Lo." So what's the big deal about Lady Gaga being in the same room as her? The source claims that she didn't want to be forced into a photo-op with Gaga.

Madge started the whole thing when she began her promotional tour for her movie “W.E.” a few weeks ago and people asked her what she thought of Gaga's "Born This Way" which had sparked comparisons to "Express Yourself.” She responded by calling the track "reductive" and a "wonderful way to redo" her song.

ELTON JOHN VS MADONNA – ROUND TWO!!! WHO YOU GOT???: If you recall war between ELTON JOHN and MADONNA was declared a couple of weeks ago when prior to the Golden Globes, Elton told a reporter that Madonna had no bleeping chance of winning the Best Original Song award and followed it up by declaring that they weren’t fighting words, they were "accurate words."

Later, when Madge was told of the comment, she replied, “Was he wearing a dress?” then added, "may the best man win.” That man ended up being Madonna.

Well, now, Elton has reignited everything in the form of some "friendly" advice to Madonna concerning her upcoming Super Bowl halftime show. After Elton told ABC News that he had never seen a decent halftime show, he encouraged Madonna's performance by saying, "Make sure you lip-sync good."

J.LO VOWS TO NEVER DISCUSS DIVORCE IN PUBLIC AGAIN: JENNIFER LOPEZ sat down with MATT LAUER on the “Today” show yesterday to talk about “American Idol” but Lauer had other ideas. Instead of staying on task, he quickly steered the conversation in the direction of her love life.

Lauer tried to get J.Lo to talk about her interview with Vanity Fair where she opened up about walking away from her marriage to MARC ANTHONY.

When asked if she could elaborate on the interview, Lopez replied, "No I can't," adding, "Because everything I wanted to say about the divorce I said in that article, and Marc and I agreed we weren't going to talk about it publicly again because it really is our personal life.

JLo was a bit more forthcoming, and definitely had more fun later in the day when she paid DAVID LETTERMAN a visit ...



KARDASHIANS GO TOPLESS!!! KIM, KOURTNEY, AND KHLOE were caught on camera topless, and we have the photo!!! Okay, it was for the new ad for their line of jeans and their naughty bits are covered ... but still!

JESSICA SIMPSON SHOWS US HER TWEETS: Check out the pic JESSICA SIMPSON Tweeted yesterday of her "pregnancy face" ...

Jess captioned the photo: "Woke up looking like the lip injection fairy visited me in the night! Is this how pregnancy face begins?! Yikes!"

On a related note ... Look how scary big Jess is getting

DEMI MOORE GETTING ‘SPIRITUAL’ HELP: Although DEMI MOORE'S exact whereabouts in the wake of her recent hospitalization are unknown, sources told E! she IS getting help in the form of "spiritual counseling." The E! insider adds that reports of Moore having entered a residential treatment program, however, are untrue.

Meanwhile … ASHTON KUTCHER has yet to officially commented on Demi’s drama, but he did post a page scanned from the book "The Four Agreements" on his Facebook along with the words, "Friend sent me this today thought it was valuable to share."

The rules include "Avoid using the word to speak against yourself or to gossip about others," and "Nothing others do is because of you."

CELEBRITY TATTS: KYRA SEDGWICK showed off some new ink over the weekend. Kyra resisted the urge to go all 'thug life' like RIHANNA recently did, band instead went with the initials K, K, S and T on her ribcage.
One K is for her and the other is for that lucky bastard husband KEVIN BACON. The S is for their 19-year-old daughter Sosie and the T is for their 22-year-old son Travis

RELATIONSHIP REPORT:  How's this for a downgrade? Elisabetta Canalis has reportedly gone from George Clooney to Jackass Steve-O.

Rumors of their romance have been swirling for weeks and the two were spotted together at a West Hollywood hair salon over the weekend. Neither has confirmed if they're more than buds. I suppose when you've dated Clooney, there's nowhere to go but down.
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DEMI MOORE WAS SMOKING SOMETHING THAT WASN'T POT: An edited version of the 911 call that preceded DEMI MOORE'S hospitalization last week hit the Internet over the weekend, and from it we've been able to determing Demi was smoking something.

We just don't know what.

In it, an unidentified woman says Moore smoked something that was NOT marijuana and that she was having convulsions. A second woman then gets on the phone and when asked what she took, the woman says, quote, "Some form of" . . . but whatever she says next is edited out.

LISTEN: 911 Call Excerpt
LINK: Entire 911 call

SO WHAT *WAS* DEMI SMOKING???: Was it the legal hallucinogen that MILEY CYRUS was caught on video smoking back in December of 2010SALVIA that sent DEMI MOORE to the hospital last Monday? That's one of the theories being floated this morning.

Another possibility is that Demi was toking spice -- a synthetic form of pot also known as K2 or herbal incense. According to "Us Weekly", some medical studies have linked spice to, quote, "psychosis, heart attacks and convulsions."

Meanwhile ... Rumors are still lingering that Moore was doing whip-its at the time. TMZ claims that mention of nitrous oxide was edited out of the released call because of privacy issues. Of course they're the ones who reported Demi was doing whip-its in the first place. That has yet to be confirmed.

LISTEN: 'Whip-it's' Goof Song - As Heard on Mike&Tricia

COULD BE TRUE, BUT PROBABLY CRAP - KIM KARDASHIAN HAS SET HER SIGHTS ON TIM TEBOW!!!: This is so presosterous it's probably no where near being true, but it's also too ridiculously good to pass up.

The "National Enquirer" claims KIM KARDASHIAN is trying to get her hooks into TIM TEBOW!!! According to their source, Kim is not only totally crushing on Tebow, but, quote, "needs to rehab her image to get her career revved up again. Dating someone like Tim Tebow would certainly do the trick."

Tim is supposedly aware of Kim's crush and is "flattered", but "not interested." Says the source, "He's an avowed virgin who's saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages AND a sex tape in her past."

On a related Kim K. note ... The "Kourtney & Kim Take New York" season finale that showed Kim deciding to end her marriage with Kris Humphries aired last night. In it, Kim is shown finally breaking down to Kourtney, sobbing, "He's a good heart, he's a Christian -- everything on paper I want in someone, but for some reason, my heart isn't connecting."

"He fell in love with me and I fell in love with him and now all my feelings have changed...I invited all these people to this huge wedding and flew everyone out, wasted everyone's time and everyone's money -- everyone's everything -- and I feel bad."

LISTEN: Kim Gets Emotional

They didn't show the actual split, though. The show ends with Kim and Kris leaving New York on a near-silent ride to the airport, with Kim adding, "I wanted to be married by 30, and everything I envisioned my life to be is not the fairy tale I wanted it to be."


LINK: Katy Perry Stuns in First Post Split Appearance

CATHERINE ZETA JONES PREGNANT - YES OR NO?: "Star" tabloid wants us to believe CATHERINE ZETA-JONES has been fetused by the Mantasic MICHAEL DOUGLAS again.

Here are the photos that supposedly show her baby bump. We Report, You Decide. Zeta-Jones pregnant … Yes or No? (Click the pic to enlarge)
LINK: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Don't Let Their Kids Google Them
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ASHTON KUTCHER PARTIES WHILE DEMI MOORE HOSPITALIZED: ASHTON KUTCHER is catching some heat for having a blast one night after DEMI MOORE was hospitalized.

Kutcher was in Brazil to shoot photos for a catalog and took in a BRUNO MARS concert. (--See video below.)

That same night, paparazzi spotted him leaving a club and asked him how Demi was doing. Ashton ignored the question.
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But that doesn't mean he doesn't care. A source says on the contrary, "Ashton is deeply concerned for Demi. He still cares about her and wants the best for her. But their marriage is ending and they are both moving on with their lives."

DEMI MOORE OUT THE HOSPITAL: DEMI MOORE has reportedly checked out of the hospital where's she been since her medical drama Monday night. No word if she'll return to her L.A. mansion or head to a treatment facility.

The rumor yesterday was that she'd had a seizure after taking a hit of nitrous oxide in the form of a whip-it. Now Radar Online claims her drug of choice was the prescription medication Adderall, which is used to treat attention deficit disorder.

It's amphetamine based, which makes it potentially addictive and also makes it popular with people who are trying to lose weight. Radar Online's source says that could explain her recent weight loss. Quote, "She’s constantly jacked up on Adderall and combining that with not eating accounts for her loopy behavior and anorexic body frame."

Meanwhile ... It may be a while before we learn exactly what Demi was doing on Monday.

That's because when the 911 call is released, it'll be heavily edited to remove sensitive details, like what drugs she was using.

References to her medical condition or medication will be removed as per the Los Angeles City Attorney's Office which says it made the decision based on "federal medical privacy laws."

IS KRIS JENNER'S HAIRSTYLIST KHLOE'S 'REAL'DAD???!!!: Another day, another possible KHLOE KARDASHIAN daddy. Fox News is reporting that new rumors suggest KRIS JENNER'S longtime friend/hairstylist Alex Roldan may be Khloe's real father, especially since the two bear a striking resemblance to one another.

In addition, like Khloe, Alex is tall, and ... are you sitting down for this? ... Khloe's middle name just happens to be Alexandra!

Supposedly, the whole Kardashian family knows Alex is the father, and word is Kris is planning to go public with the secret on a future episode of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"!!!

BABY POOP: The not-always-reliable Media Take Out gossip site claims to know who JAY-Z and BEYONCÉ have chosen as their daughter's godmother.

It's none other than Billionaire OPRAH WINFREY!

You can hit up THIS link if want a more detailed report.

Related: Blue Ivy Gets Her Own Lullaby

R.I.P - 'SWEATHOG' ROBERT HEGYES: We've lost a Sweathog. ROBERT HEGYES, who played Epstein on Welcome Back Kotter, died from an apparent heart attack yesterday in New Jersey. He was 60. The actor's brother said he'd suffered a heart attack several years ago and was not in good health. Photos and video HERE.
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COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP - GWEN STEFANI/GAVIN ROSSDALE SPLIT 'INEVITABLE': The celebrity divorce parade might be getting a little longer. The not-always-reliable "Star" magazine claims GWEN STEFANI and GAVIN ROSSDALE are having problems and that divorce is,quote, "inevitable."

According to their unnamed sources, Gwen is getting tired of finding out sordid details of Gavin's past, and not from Gavin. This dates back to 2002 when it was revealed that Gavin is the father of model DAISY LOWE.

In an interview a few years later, Gavin admitted to having had a relationship with a cross-dresser when he was 17 and "experimenting." Then just recently, COURTNEY LOVE claimed to have been hooking up with Gavin while he was dating Gwen.

The source --supposedly close to the couple ... tells 'Star' that they've been through couples' therapy, but it hasn't been working because Gavin "just hasn't been honest about his past."

Gwen often wonders what secrets Gavin is hiding. It's getting harder and harder for her to go through the motions with a man she sometimes feels like she doesn't even know."

UPDATE - WAS DEMI MOORE HOSPITALIZED AFTER DOING 'WHIP-ITS'???!!!: Yesterday we told you that DEMI MOORE had been rushed to the hospital Monday night after a female friend of hers called 911 and told the operator Demi was shaking and, quote, "acting like she was suffering from a seizure."

Today, TMZ claims nitrous oxide was the source of those seizures. According to the gossip site, Demi was doing canisters of nitrous oxide intended for cooking and baking purposes which are sold under the brand name "Whip-it!" Word is she had a bad reaction that send her into semi-consciousness.

Meanwhile ... Demi's rep is sticking to the story that Demi is currently being treated for exhaustion, but Radar Online says she's being treated for anorexia. Their source says, quote, "She has not taken care of her health at all lately and has lost a ton of weight."

RIHANNA SHOW US HER TWEETS: RIHANNA got some ink done Tuesday night and who should be at the same tattoo parlor than “Machete” himself, DANNY TREJO!!! ...

You can peep the other photos she Twitpic'ed HERE.

SEAL - 'WE MAY GET BACK TOGETHER': Is there any chance that SEAL and HEIDI KLUM may get back together? Seal would like to think so.

After appearances on PBS and Ellen DeGeneres, Seal continued his post-separation media tour on CNN's Piers Morgan show. In the interview set to air tomorrow, Seal said his marriage to Heidi Klum might not be over.
"Is it irreparable? You can never say never. Whether we get back together or not ... it may happen. I can't speak for [Heidi]."

Meanwhile ... Heidi was spotted leaving work yesterday still wearing her wedding ring, although the diamond was turned upside down.


IS RUSSELL BRAND ALREADY DATING???: I guess one month is enough grieving time for RUSSELL BRAND because according to ‘Us Weekly’ Brand has started dating again. And if you can believe this, he’s already found someone special.

How special? The source tells the tab, "He told her he wanted her to move in with him after the divorce is final." What they don't offer up is a name, photo, or any other sort of tangible evidence.

Katy, by the way is allegedly aware that Brand is dating. "She discovered through friends. One of the women told a friend of hers, and it got back to Katy," the source claims.

LADY GAGA’S BOYFRIEND IS ALREADY GETTING SICK OF HER  – GAGA READY TO BE 'MORE HUMAN' FOR HIM: LADY GAGA'S boyfriend TAYLOR KINNEY has reportedly asked her to drop the whole Gaga stage persona when she's with him and just act like a normal person.

A source told ‘In Touch Weekly’ magazine: "Gaga started living and breathing her character 24/7 because she felt her fans wanted that.”

Gaga is said to be willing to go along with her boyfriend’s request and has told him she is ready to be "more human" after he assured her he loves “the real Stefani.”

The couple met on the set of the video for Gaga's single "You and I" last July and are rumored to be planning to move in together.

R.I.P - JAMES FARENTINO: Actor JAMES FARENTINO died Tuesday of heart failure at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles. He was 73. Farentino's credits include the 1980 movie The Final Countdown and TV appearances on Dynasty, Melrose Place and ER, playing the estranged father to George Clooney's character.
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DEMI MOORE HOSPITALIZED, ENTERING REHAB: Two month after her marriage broke down DEMI MOORE appears to have suffered a break down of her own.

Moore was rushed to the hospital Monday night after paramedics responded to a 911 call at her L.A. home.

A source told E! Online it was a female friend of Demi's who called 911 and told the operator Demi was shaking and, quote, "acting like she was suffering from a seizure."

And while Demi's rep blames it on "the stresses in her life right now," TMZ says the real issue was substance abuse and that Moore is heading into a treatment facility. Demi's rep confirms she will be seeking professional help to treat, quote, "her exhaustion and improve her overall health."

Meanwhile ... soon-to-be ex ASHTON KUTCHER tweeted this picture of himself in Sao Paulo, Brazil having a ball during a summer storm. In his defense, he was oblivious to the Demi drama at the time.


LINK: WTW??? MILEY CYRUS' SHOCKING BIRTHDAY PARTY PHOTO [NSFW PHOTO]

HEIDI KLUM INITIATED SPLIT: According to 'Life & Style' magazine, the HEIDI KLUM/SEAL split was Heidi's idea. The mag's source says she was the one who initiated the split, and, quote, "wanted to be in charge and make sure that he knew that she was leaving him." No word on why she walked, though.
The magazine adds that who gets what will not be an issue as the couple did have a pre-nup in place. Klum is reportedly worth around $70 million -- Seal, around $15 million.

DID SEAL CHEAT???!!!: On 'The Ellen DeGeneres Show' yesterday, Seal had nothing but kind words for Heidi.

He said, "The thing I'm most proud about this great woman who I married is that together she has given me four incredible gifts...four beautiful children. She still, in my opinion, is the most wonderful woman in the world."

And what did he sing on Ellen? Al Green's "Let's Stay Together," ironically enough!
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JUST ASKING: He's refusing to remove his wedding ring, he's singing 'Let's Stay Together' on T.V. ... he definitly cheated, right? I mean those are men in the dog house moves, don't you think?

IT'S ON BETWEEN CHELSEA HANDLER AND JOAN RIVERS!!! WHO YOU GOT???: Two of the snarkiest women in comedy could be on the verge of the chick fight to end all chick fights!!! It is sooo on between JOAN RIVERS and CHELSEA HANDLER after each went on the Howard Stern radio show on successive days and worked each other over hard!!!

Handler started the whole thing Monday when she brought up a past event for the E! network that they both attended. Said Chelsea, "Joan Rivers gets up and [she sarcastically says], I'd like to thank Chelsea Handler for giving me a career in comedy. And congratulations on your stage Chelsea because I don't even have a dressing room.' And I'm like, [eff] off!"

"Joan Rivers? What the [eff] do I care about Joan Rivers?” she then added. “I don't think about her ever."

So yesterday Joan went on the same show and fired back calling Chelsea a drunk and accusing her of sleeping her way to the top.

She said, quote, "The girl made it on her back [effing] the president, we all know that, of the network. Number two, she's fine, she's ordinary. She's not a genius.

Joan then added, quote, "Whatever she is, she's a drunk. I don't wish her good luck, I don't wish her bad luck. I don't think she's particularly funny. But don't you come after me, you whore!"

Okay, so .. Who You Got? Put me down for Joan. Sorry, Chelsea, but you brought a knife to a gun fight.

DID CAMERON DIAZ GET HER FACE DONE? WE REPORT, YOU DECIDE: CAMERON DIAZ'S face is looking a bit different thise days, and Radar Online thinks it's because she got her face did! The gossip site spoke with a plastic surgeon who thinks she's definitly had some work done.

The doctor thinks her excessively smooth forehead suggests "overdone botox," and her smooth, shiny face could be the result of "laser treatments or chemical peels."

Here's a side by side. The left was taken yesterday, the one on the right last August. What do you think? (Click the pic for a larger view)


WHO DAT?: 'Sex and the City' vixen CYNTHIA NIXON debuted her new bald look yesterday on "Live! With Kelly" ...
Nixon went all chrome dome for a Broadway show in which she plays a woman with cancer.

IN DENIAL - VANESSA PARADIS: JOHNNY DEPP'S baby mama, VANESSA PARADIS, is denying rumors she and Depp are breaking up.
In an interview yesterday on French TV, Paradis called the story "false" and presumed the media fabricated the story "because the Queen of England didn't lose her teeth this week and there's nothing happening."
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SEAL SAYS DON’T EXPECT NASTY DIVORCE: In an interview airing this Friday night on PBS, SEAL says if you were hoping he and HEIDI KLUM will go through a nasty, public breakup you can move along because there won't be anything to see. "We're just not those kind of people."

You'll notice in the interview that Seal is still wearing his wedding ring. Although it wasn't addressed in the PBS interview, ELLEN asked him about it in her interview for "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" that will air tomorrow.

He said, quote, "Just because we have decided to separate doesn't necessarily mean you take off your ring and you’re no longer connected to that person." He added that he has, quote, "no intentions of taking it off anytime soon."

We still don't know what came between Heidi and Seal ... Seal said quote, "you just grow apart after awhile" but a source tells TMZ it was Seal's anger issues, and that no third party was involved.

KIM KARDASHIAN TALKS DIVORCE ON LIVE: This was a surprise ... KIM KARDASHIAN actually addressed her 72-day marriage while co-hosting Live With Kelly yesterday morning.

Among the choice soundbites, Kim blasted rumors that her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries was a moneymaking sham: "I'm a smart businesswoman. [If the marriage was making her] all that money that everyone was claiming...we made off [the] wedding, I would have stayed married longer. This was a bad business decision."

Why she got divorced after just 72 days: "[I]heard stories of people who had kids and stayed married for years and it didn't end up working out," she said. "I want babies and that forever love and if I felt in my heart that this wasn't right, why wait years for the same result?" Kim also insisted she "tried everything that [she] could" to make the marriage work.

CELEBRITIES WITHOUT MAKEUP: Her doobie smoking Hawaiian vacation apparently over, RIHANNA emerged at LAX earlier today still in beach mode but without a bra or makeup ...


2. 'X-Factor' judge NICOLE SCHERZINGER posted this picture of her makeup-less self on Twitter with the caption 'Uhh...Does anyone know how to work this twisty towel thing? Haha!'

Speaking of the former Pussycat Doll singer … Rumor has it she's quitting X-Factor. Supposedly because she wasn’t comfortable seeing contestants get eliminated. Word is when MARIAH CAREY heard Nicole wanted out she let SIMON COWELL know she’d be willing to take Scherzy’s place. "Secret" negotiations are said to already by taking place. This could be true or it could be crap. Stay Tuuuned!

JENNIFER ANISTON NOT PREGNANT: London’s Daily Mail claimed over the weekend that JENNIFER ANISTON reportedly told her agents she wanted to take a break from movies for awhile. The tab then inferred the reason was she might be pregnant!!!

Not so fast there, Skippy, says the gossip site Gossip Cop. They’re calling the story bogus, and point to this picture of Aniston and boyfriend Justin Theroux taken Sunday in which Jen doesn’t look the least bit fetused.


IS WHITNEY HOUSTON BROKE???:WHITNEY HOUSTON'S comeback didn't work out the way she'd hoped, and now, Radar Online claims she's broke.

According to their source, quote, "Whitney's fortune is gone. Music industry heavy hitters are supporting her and her label is fronting her cash.” He or she adds, “She might be homeless if not for people saving her. She is broke as a joke."

Of course, her reps are denying it. That's their job — well, for as long as she can bum money off people to pay them. Allegedly.

JENNIFER LOPEZ SHOWS US HER TWEETS: JLO must have heard what we’ve all been saying about her, so she hit up Twitter to set the record straight ...
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RELATIONSHIP REPORT - HEIDI KLUM, SEAL SEPARATING!!!: After the shocking ASHTON KUTCHER/DEMI MOORE and KATY PERRY/RUSSELL BRAND splits no celebrity breakup should be surprising, but the news that HEIDI KLUM and SEAL are calling it quits has shaken the institution of marriage to its foundations!

If any celebrity couple was going to make it I thought for sure it would've been those two crazy kids. I mean, they've thrown a big party to renew their vows every year since 2005!

Heidi and Seal confirmed the split in an exclusive statement to 'People': "We have had the deepest respect for one another throughout our relationship and continue to love each other very much, but we have grown apart. This is an amicable process and protecting the well-being of our children remains our top priority, especially during this time of transition."


According to London's 'The Daily Mail' ... Klum is expected to file divorce papers this week citing the usual "irreconcilable differences." The tab adds too much time apart because of their respective careers was the main culprit. Man,I sure hope this doesn't leave Seal scarred for life. Hi-Yo!!! No YOU shut up!!!

SPLITSVILLE - SIMON COWELL CALLS OFF ENGAGEMENT: SIMON COWELL has called off his engagement to girlfriend of two years Mezhgan Hussainy. "It's quite a complicated relationship," Cowell says. "We have had a break from each other, and we are still incredibly close.


But he's not ruling the relationship dead yet. "It's not on, it's not off, it's somewhere in the middle. I don't know if I will ever get married, but I am happy."

EVEN MORE CELEBRITY SPLITSVILL: Smooth Jazz legend KENNY G and his wife of 20 years are divorcing. Kenny’s apparently going to play hard ball as he’s retained the services of lawyer Laura Wasser, who represented BRITNEY SPEARS in her divorce from Kevin Federline.

If Kenny's soon to be ex hopes to forget him, she’ll have to avoid things like elevators and the dentist's office. Hi-Yo!!!

2. TMZ is reporting that KOBE and VANESSA BRYANT have reached a financial settlement. Not only is she reportedly getting HALF of his $75 million, she's also keeping all three of their homes -- the one she's currently living in, the one her mom lives in, and the recently completed home the couple had been building for the past two years.


BABY POOP - KRISTIN CAVALLARI PREGNANT: KRISTIN CAVALLARI and NFL QB JAY CUTLER have an added incentive to make it work this time.

The couple, who broke off their engagement in July and then renewed it in November, tell People magazine, "We are thrilled to announce we are expecting our first child together. It's an amazing time in our life and we can't wait to meet the new addition to our growing family."

SNAPSHOT: RIHANNA ... still in Hawaii, and still wearing very little!


JENNIFER ANISTON IS GETTING READY TO ADOPT!!!: 'Star' magazine reports JENNIFER ANISTON is getting ready to adopt. No, not a child; a dog! If you recall, last May, Aniston's beloved Welsh corgi mix, Norman, went to doggy heaven after 15 years with Jennifer.


'Star' says Jen is finally ready to add to her family again, and that she'll be adopting a shepherd mix from the Utah-based Best Friends Animal Society.

In related Celebrity Pet News ... TOM HANKS is mourning the loss of his dog Monty. "Deep brown eyes, noble demeanor finest dog ever," Hanks wrote on his WhoSay page last week. "A sad day. Goodbye Big Boy." He accompanied the post with this photo of Monty ...

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