ROMANCE REPORT - JENNIFER LOPEZ FLIES TO MOROCCO WITH BOY TOY: Fresh from their Thanksgiving vacation in Hawaii,JENNIFER LOPEZ and her alleged new boyfriend jetted out of Van Nuys late last night on her private jet headed to Morocco.

J-Lo is performing for the country's royal family at the opening of the "Morocco Mall", a high-end shopping center in Casablanca. While she brought the kids to Hawaii, they're not tagging along to Morocco. Jennifer chose to park them instead with her mother.

After Morocco, she's expected to travel to South America to join her soon-to-be ex-husband, MARC ANTHONY, as they continue taping their Latin American ripoff of "American Idol". J-Lo's new man won't accompany her to South America -- he'll be returning to LA.

SNAPSHOT: DEMI MOORE sees daylight for the first time since annoucing her split from ASHTON, and London's Daily Mail has the super-grainy photo taken from a distance to prove it ...


Demi was on location at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood for a photo shoot. No word on who the photo shoot is for.

BABY POOP - KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN EXPECTING BABY #2: Not only can we not rid ourselves of the KARDASHIAN KLAN, but now they're multiplying!!! Get ready for one more member of the extended family to keep up with!


KOURTNEY and baby-daddy SCOTT DISICK announced via "Us Weekly" that they're expecting their second child together. Kourtney is 9 weeks along.

Meanwhile ... JEWEL went online and unveiled the first picture of her four-month old son, Kase Townes.


"Thought I'd share a pic of the baby taken on Thanksgiving," she wrote on her WhoSay page. Jewel and hubby Ty Murray welcomed Kase back in July.

CELEBRITY SYTLIST SPEAKS OUT - KRISTEN STEWART IS GRUBBY WITH A BAD ATTITUDE: "Star" magazine's annual "Celebrity Stylists Tell All" edition is out!!! Here are a few excerpts:


Kristen Stewart: "She has grubby nails, ratty sneakers and a bad attitude. Very few people want to work with her because she's so miserable."

Angelina Jolie: Despite a buxom bustline, Angelina is flat in the back. "She wears butt pads to give her skinny figure some curves, but they show if she wears silk. Some companies won't even lend her clothes for events anymore."

Brad Pitt: "His nickname on the set of 'Troy' was 'Arm Pitt,' that's how bad he stunk". The same source says that Brad's "messy" new look is the result of "hours of styling."

Whitney Houston: The 48-year-old singer "Must wear a bra at all times. her breast implants are like 2 pencil erasers that point in different directions."

Robert Pattinson: A source on his upcoming (non-Twilight) film says "He has fungus feet! His toenails are all curled up & yellow.'

WATCH - CONRAD MURRAY SENTENCED: CONRAD MURRAY received the maximum sentenceof four years in prison yesterday for administering a lethal dose of the anesthetic propofol to MICHAEL JACKSON in June of 2009 ...



HOW MUCH TIME WILL MURRAY ACTUALLY SERVE?: Although the judge gave CONRAD MURRAY the maximum time he could, let's not forget this is Los Angeles County, wich we've learned from LINDSAY LOHAN'S many run-ins with the law, is infamous for its reduced-sentence policy due to prison overcrowding. So how much of the 4 years will Murray actually spend in the clink?

Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore says, quote, "As far as the Sheriff is concerned, after the state takes away two years and he gets credit for time served, he will do a little less than two years."

CELEBRITY BITHDAY LIST FOR WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 30 INCLUDES KALEY CUOCO OF 'BIG BANG THEORY'

CELEBRITY COURT - JENNIFER LOPEZ SUED OVER COMMERCIAL: JENNIFER LOPEZ's new Fiat commercial is at the center of a lawsuit for including a graffiti-covered wall in the clip. TATS Cru, a South Bronx graffiti crew, is suing Jennifer for showcasing their copyrighted work without consent.


Crew member Wilfredo Feliciano told the New York Times, "This has happened to us in the past, and it's not cool. We had to do something about it."

2. USHER'S ex-wife Tameka Raymond has filed suit against him in an attempt to get full custody of their two kids and $34,000 she says he owes in child support. 

According to TMZ, she's accusing him of neglecting to ask her permission before travelling with the kids outside the state and before hiring help. Tameka is also asking that a judge reconsider her $5,000-a-month child support as there has been a "substantial" increase in Usher's income. A hearing on the matter is set to happen later today.

LINK: SEE SIX-YEAR-OLD ANGELINA JOLIE IN HER 1982 FILM DEBUT [VIDEO]

QUOTE/UNQUOTE: "I have an inability to know what happiness feels like with a man." -- LADY GAGA, in the new issue of "Vanity Fair".


She adds, "It starts out good. Then when I'm in these relationships with people who are also creative, or creative in their own way, what happens is the attraction is initially there and it's all unicorns and rainbows. And then they hate me.

LINK: REGIS PHILBIN UNVEILS HIS HILARIOUS NEW SHOW 'REGIS AND BUTT-HEAD' [NSFW VIDEO]

R.I.P: Stand-up comedian/actor PATRICE O'NEAL died yesterday following a stroke in October. He was 41.

Patrice appeared in the Comedy Central special "Elephant in the Room" and had guest roles in such TV shows as "The Office" and "Arrested Development."
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ARE KRIS AND BRUCE JENNER HEADED FOR DIVORCE!!!???: Let me preface this item by saying it comes courtesy of the wonderful journalistic purists at the "National Enquirer", so we'll file it under "Could Be True Could Be Crap" ...

According to the tab, BRUCE and KRIS JENNER have supposedly been fighting about everything from money to how to raise the kids lately, and may be headed for divorce!!!

Sources say Bruce is tired of Kris putting work ahead of their relationship, and has "started standing up for himself, [insisting] Kris cut back on her work." Kris, on the other hand, can't stand how much money Bruce spends on hobbies like motorcycle racing and golf so she's put him on an allowance!!! Adds the source, "As a result, he and Kris are at a crisis point in their marriage."

The source adds that Bruce blames the reality show for their marital problems and, quote, "wants a life away from the TV craziness."

KOURTNEY AND KIM TAKE THE RATINGS: So much for that online campaign to boycott the Kardashians. Sunday's premiere of "Kourtney and Kim Take New York", which featured the early troubles in Kim's ill-fated marriage, drew 3.2 million viewers.

In case you missed the season premiere ... it was made pretty apparent Kim and KRIS HUMPHRIES were headed for splitsville. During the episode, Kris angered his wife by mocking her weight, ruining her pedicure and farting in Kourtney's face.


But the most explosive moment -- pun intended -- came when Kourtney organized a naked yoga session, in which the girls stayed clothed, but the male instructor walked around in the buff. And trust me, his "dog" wasn't the only thing facing downward.


"That is disgusting – this is my home – this is disrespectful," said Kris as he walked in on the class. Kim then screamed "You are so immature -- I can't take it!," to which Kris replied, "You can't take it? I can't take it ... I felt uncomfortable when I came in. I nearly threw up!"

After the argument, Kris decided he needed to return to Minnesota in order to concentrate on his training. "I am sad, but Kris is really supportive of my career, and if Minnesota is the best place for him to work out, then that's what he should do," said Kim in an off-camera interview.


CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY LIST FOR TUESDAY NOVEMBER 29 INCLUDES HOWIE MANDEL AND ANNA FARIS

IN DENIAL - KATE GOSSELIN: So did KATE GOSSELIN get a facelift? Not according to the mother of eight, who writes on her blog, "I will confirm that I have not had one. I am only 36! But I will take all of the talk about how rested and young I look as a compliment! So thanks!"

L to R: Kate 2011, Kate 2010
She then goes on to insist that it's her worry-free life consisting of neglecting her children that keeps her looking young.I keed, I keed! Despite Kate's denial, a plastic surgeon told Us Weekly that based on recent photos, Gosselin's defined jaw line and changed eye shape "suggest a facelift."

DEMI MOORE STILL @MRSKUTHCER: Despite her and ASHTON KUTCHER’S separation, as far as Twitter is concerned, DEMI MOORE is still Mrs. Kutcher. And it looks like it's going to stay that way for a little while longer.

A source close to Demi says that changing the name is, quote, "not a priority at the moment." Neither, it seem, is tweeting. Demi has Tweeted only twice since Thanksgiving.

Meanwhile … Demi and BRUCE WILLIS’ youngest daughter Tallulah became a debutante over the weekend, but did so without her mom present. Tallulah was introduced at Le Bal des Debutantes in Paris' Hotel Crillon Saturday, becoming an official member of high society.

Her dad and the 17-year-old's sisters Rumer and Scout were on hand for the event, but Moore did not attend.

RIHANNA FLOODS HOTEL ROOM: Rock stars are known to destroy a hotel room or two while on tour, mostly while partying the night away. But not RIHANNA. She damaged a hotel room last week because of absent mindedness.


RiRi reportedly left a bathtub running before leaving the $3,100 a night room at The Savoy in London, which consequently left the room flooded. According to The Daily Mail a source told People Magazine, "They all left the room and when they came back the carpets were wet through. There was no lasting damage but it took a while to dry out."

The source added, "People at the hotel were joking that those in the floor below would need umbrellas."

BABY POOP - MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL IS PREGNANT, FERGIE IS NOT: MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL and her live-in lovah PETER SARSGAARD are expecting their second child. There's no word on the sex or due date.


There is no truth to the rumor, however, that FERGIE and JOSH DUHAMEL are expecting their first child. Her rep says, quote, "Yes, a baby is in the plans at some point, but there's no specific plans or date or anything like that."

TAYLOR SWIFT SHOWS US HER PICS: Now that TAYLOR SWIFT is done touring she’s spending her days getting into the Christmas spirit. In the past week she's Tweeted photos of herself baking …


Christmas trees, and homemade snow globes …

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ROMANCE REPORT - JENNIFER LOPEZ SPENDS THANKSGIVING WITH HER NEW MAN: JENNIFER LOPEZ spent Thanksgiving in Hawaii with her 24-year-old backup dancer Casper Smart ... and her 3-year-old twins Max and Emme.


A source tells TMZ, quote, "Casper was great with the kids. He was twirling them around and doing flips with Emme and she seemed very comfortable with him."

Although Lopez has refused to confirm or deny reports that she has a new man, an eye witness told London's 'Daily Mail', the two appeared to be, quote, "if not [in] love, well,[then] very happy to be together.”

ROMANCE REPORT - RYAN GOSLING, EVA MENDES GET ROMANTIC IN PARIS CEMETERY: Who says romance is dead? Not RYAN GOSLING and EVA MENDES. The couple packed on the PDA, holding hands and stealing kisses, while visiting Paris's famed Pere-Lachaise Cemetery Saturday. A witness tells People magazine, "There was a lot of tenderness between them."


The graveyard -- known as the City of the Dead -- is the resting place of Jim Morrison and Oscar Wilde, among others.

CHECK OUT KATE GOSSELIN’S NEW FACE: New photos of KATE GOSSELIN are leading many on The World Wide Web of Speculation to wonder if she’s had some work done.


London's 'Daily Mail' went one step further and consulted plastic surgeon Dr. Jennifer Walden, who said it appeared to him that Gosselin had a face and necklift. Walden also said it looked like Kate possibly had an eyelid lift for younger appearing eyes, Botox to the forehead and a nose job that lowered and straightened the bridge of her nose.

Last year, Gosselin ‘fessed up to having a tummy tuck, but adamantly denied getting a boob job or using Botox.

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY LIST FOR MONDAY NOVEMBER 28 INCLUDES JON STEWART

MILEY CYRUS CALLS HERSELF A "STONER": MILEY CYRUS is a pothead ... or so she says.

During her 19th birthday bash in L.A. last week, the former Disney star -- who was caught on video smoking salvia on her last birthday -- told her guests, "You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. You know you smoke way too much [bleeping] weed!" And, yes, that was caught on tape, too.



KELLY OSBOURNE, who threw the party for Miley, said her pal was just joking. Kelly tweeted, "Let me make something very clear after Miley's salvia incident -- we started calling her Bob Miley as a joke! The cake was also a joke! It makes me sick that Miley's so-called 'friends' would sell her out and lead people to believe she is someone that she is not!"

BABY POOP: PIERS MORGAN and his wife Celia welcomed a baby girl, Elise, last week. It's the couple's first child and his fourth.

2. TORI SPELLING dressed six-week-old Hattie as a roast turkey to celebrate Thanksgiving last week then posted the pic on her website...


"Sorry to future 18 year-old Hattie," she added as a caption. "It was too cute an idea to pass up. If it's any solace, you wore turkey well!"

MAZEL TOV!: CHAZ BONO is getting married. Cher's son proposed to his girlfriend Jennifer Elia while the cameras were rolling for his upcoming OWN special Being Chaz.


 Watch the clip here. It's kind of an odd, awkward moment, because Chaz never actually asks her to marry him, and she never says yes. He just gives her the ring as a birthday present. But she does let him put it on her finger, so yeah, I assume they're now engaged.

SPLITSVILLE - JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT DUMPED AGAIN VIA TEXT: JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT is the author of a dating advice book you might want to hold off buying.

She's just gotten dumped for the 3rd time this year, and her latest guy did it via text message!!!

A source tells 'In Touch' weekly JLove "can't keep a boyfriend [because] she's extremely overbearing, and if things don't go her way, she becomes a diva and flips out."

R.I.P: ANDREA TRUE, who sang the 1976 DISCO CLASSIC "More More More (How Do You Like It)", has died of heart failure. She was 68.



Before she began a singing career, Andrea was a mattress actress. Later in her life, she worked as a drug and alcohol counselor, a telemarketer and a real estate agent.
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COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP KARDASHIAN KAOS - DID SCOTT DISICK CHEAT ON KOURTNEY???!!!: Perhaps you've noticed that ROB KARDASHIAN's family has been in the audience of 'Dancing With the Stars" every week cheering him on, and have been from the beginning. Well, at but one.


SCOTT DISICK -- KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN'S boyfriend and baby-daddy -- didn't show up until the Halloween night episode. And according to the not-always-reliable "Life & Style" it's because of KRISTIN CAVALLARI, who was also a contestant this season.

'Life & Style' claims that back in early 2009, while he and Kourtney were "on a break", Scott hooked up with Kristin, which caused MASSIVE friction between Kourtney and Scott. Kristin, you see, dated Kourtney's stepbrother BRODY JENNER during her "Laguna Beach" days. And Kourtney, Scott and Kristin remained friends even after that relationship ended.


But that friendship came to an end when Kourtney supposedly found out Kristin was allegedly sharing her down there parts with Scott. Consequently, Kourtney banned Scott from the tapings until Kristin was gone.

However ... a source close to Kristin says she did NOT hook up with Scott, and that Kristin finds the idea "GROSS". Kristin herself is vehemently denying anything ever happened.

She tells "Access Hollywood" the story is bogus, and that the Kardashians are just trying to take the attention off Kim's divorce while simultaneously promoting the new season of "Kourtney and Kim Take New York."

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SEXIEST MAN ALIVE CONTROVERSY - BRADLEY COOPER vs. RYAN GOSLING!!! WHO YOU GOT???: "People" magazine named BRADLEY COOPER the "Sexiest Man Alive" yesterday, but not everyone's happy about it. Sorry, Lady Gaga, maybe next year. Hi-Yo!!!


Seems some folks think RYAN GOSLING got robbed. There's a petition online asking the magazine to admit its mistake, and the website Buzzfeed offers 63 reasons why Cooper is not the right choice -- each of those reasons being a photo of Ryan.

There is one person who agrees with the decision, though: Bradley Cooper.  He says when he learned of the honor, the "first thing I thought was, 'My mother is going to be so happy.'" I wonder what Ryan's mother thinks about this.

COVER SHOT:  MILA KUNIS has been named "Knockout of the Year" in GQ magazine's annual Men of the Year issue. No controversy there!


LINK: CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY LIST FOR THURSDAY NOVEMBER 17 INCLUDES RACHEL McADAMS

ROMANCE REPORT - DIAZ AND DIDDY???: CAMERON DIAZ is said to be having a little fun now that she's split from ALEX RODRIGUEZ with none other than SEAN 'DIDDY' COMBS!!! Sources tell "Us Weekly" she had a brief fling with Diddy back in 2008, and, quote, "Since then, when she's single she'll booty call him."

Last month Diaz and Diddy were spotted at Catch in New York City, and witnesses say "they had their hands all over each other." Then last week, the pair was seen at Scarpetta in Beverly Hills and they were "making out, acting romantic." Reps for Diddy and Diaz claim they are "just friends," and were dining together to discuss a possible film project.

ROMANCE REPORT UPDATE - NO COMMENT FROM JLO: If JENNIFER LOPEZ really is dating that backup dancer, she's not ready to talk about it. When asked about it on a recent radio interview, Jennifer said, quote, "Until I'm in a really serious relationship -- because of the babies -- I'm not really gonna be commenting on my personal life."

SNAPSHOT: DONALD TRUMP arriving at 'Good Morning America' today looking like he spent a little too much time on the tanning bed ...


Here's what he looks like when he's not impersonating a pumpkin, and here's a closer look at his orange hue.

LINK: LADY GAGA READS FORWARD TO HER PHOTO BOOK

'DANCING' CASTOFF HOPE SOLO - 'EFF' THE JUDGES: In yesterday's report we shared with you how HOPE SOLO did not take her 'Dancing with the Stars' ouster well. "Us Weekly" reported that after Tuesday’s elimination she burst into tears and left after one interview. And in a clip recapping Monday's performance, Solo was heard saying the judges could "kiss my (bleeping) booty."


Well, now, "Extra" has exclusive footage of Hope right after she got the boot on Tuesday. In it, she looks at the judges, turnes to her partner Maksim and says, quote, "[Eff] them."

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BONUS KARDASHIAN KNEWS - KIM CUTS OFF BFF: KIM KARDASHIAN has dropped more than just a husband, she's ditched a best friend, too. According to reports on the World Wide Web of Kardashian News, Kim has cut off contact with Brittny Gastineau, who actually caught the bouquet at Kim's wedding to KRIS HUMPHRIES.

Word is Brittny wasn't convinced about Kim's romance with Kris, and not long after the wedding Kim stopped returning her former BFF's phone calls and emails. "Brittny was very concerned about Kim's decision to jump into this marriage, and she expressed that to her, in a very loving way,” a source told RadarOnline. "Maybe Kim felt like a fool, and perhaps she should have listened to Brittny. Brittny …is very hurt that Kim has frozen her out of her life right now."

BIEBER BABY SUIT DISMISSED: It's looking more and more like JUSTIN BIEBER will soon be doing the You-Are-Not-The-Father Dance. That woman who accused Bieber of being the father of her baby has dropped her lawsuit. Now she's accusing Selena Gomez of being the baby's mama. J/K. Hi-Yo!

TMZ reports the paternity lawsuit brought by Mariah Yeater was dismissed last week, and Yeater's lawyers, Lance Rogers and Matt Pare, have quit the case. If you recall, Justin was willing to take a paternity test to prove he wasn't the father and threatened to sue over the bogus claim.

But Radar Online reports that even though the suit was dropped, the Biebs may not be off the hook yet. They claim Yeater is still involved in private negotiations with Bieber's legal team. Yeater's new lawyer says they are "trying to negotiate a private, secure DNA test" for Justin to take with the goal being “to keep everything confidential so the results will remain confidential."

BUT WAIT! NOT SO FAST, SPARKY!!! ... TMZ got a hold of some texts the alleged baby mama sent a friend Wednesday begging him to erase an incriminating text in which her mom says someone OTHER than Bieber is the baby daddy, and then promising to give him a cut of the action when she scores. Stay tuned! …


LINK: ARE THERE WEDDING BELLS IN THE NEAR FUTURE FOR BRITNEY SPEARS?

KATHY GRIFFIN THEN AND NOW: Plastic surgery has been very good to her, no? ...


QUOTE/UNQUOTE: "People always say that pregnant women have a glow, and I say it's because you're sweating to death." -- JESSICA SIMPSON, to 'People' magazine.

UPDATE - JENNIFER ANISTON IN DENIAL: JENNIFER ANISTON'S rep is denying a report that the actress had an emotional meeting with her boyfriend Justin Theroux's ex-girlfriend.

The Italian magazine "Grazia" reported yesterday that Aniston wanted to let Heidi Bivens know that she's not a home wrecker. Aniston supposedly "explained that she wanted [Bivens] to know, hand on heart, that she would never steal another woman's man."

However, a rep for Aniston called the meeting a "complete fabrication" and says it "never happened."
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SPLITSVILLE - HEATHER LOCKLEAR AND JACK WAGNER: Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner won't be making it to the altar. Her rep tells Us Weekly that the two "are no longer engaged", and that's all we know at this point. Jack and Heather started dating in 2007 and announced their engagement this past August.


Perhaps they decided they're better off as friends. Or maybe they discovered they're not actually in love. No, wait! I know. They woke up, looked at each other, and realized it's no longer 1985!

'DANCING' UPDATE - SO LONG SOLO: Soccer star HOPE SOLO was eliminated on last night's 'Dancing With the Stars'. In leaving, Hope said, "Instead of trying to win a mirrorball trophy, I'm going to try to win a gold medal this."

Despite the brave face she put on, E! Online reports she was "positively distraught" backstage after the show. E! says she was so upset she was only able to hold it together for one interview before breaking down and leaving the room in tears. Her elimination leaves J.R. MARTINEZ, RICKI LAKE and ROB KARDASHIAN in the Final Three.

INTERNATIONAL COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP - JENNIFER ANISTON MEETS WITH BOYFRIEND'S EX: JENNIFER ANISTON reportedly met with her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend because she was upset by earlier reports which labeled her a "home wrecker." Word was Justin Theroux's was still living with Heidi Bivens when he hooked up with Jennifer on the set of the movie "Wanderlust".

The Italian gossip magazine "Grazia" reports that Jen and Heidi, a costume designer who dated Justin for 14 years, met for a drink at the Mercer Hotel in New York, and Jen assured her that she and Justin didn't get together until AFTER they had broken up. "Jen told Heidi that..she would never steal another woman's man," claims a source.

JENNIFER LOPEZ AND MARC ANTHONY REUNITE: JENNIFER LOPEZ and MARC ANTHONY were together in Puerto Rico last week, but NOT for romantic reasons.


If you recall, they're doing a Latin talent competition show which they set when they were still married and now they're stuck working together. A source told TMZ they "seemed like they were having fun together."


CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY LIST FOR WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 16 INCLUDES MARG HELGENBERGER OF CSI

SNAPSHOT - BRITNEY SPEARS IN A BIKINI: BRITNEY SPEARS takes a break from her world tour by doing some yachting in Rio. Ah, the life of  The Beautiful People. *Sigh*


COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP - KIM KARDASHIAN'S BUTT IS FAKE!!!: Even though KIM KARDASHIAN had X-rays taken this summer to prove she's implant free, the not-always-reliabe "National Enquirer" claims her butt is fake.


A source says, quote, "She uses booty pads, Spanx and other things to enhance it. When she takes off the Spanx, the pads and everything else, it's not the same. Kris knows what the real thing looks like because he's recorded it on his cell phone camera."

The "Enquirer" even suggests that this controversy is what prompted Kim to cut her Australian business trip short and fly to Minnesota to meet with Kris face-to-face!!!

Continues the source, quote, "Kim is all about creating illusion. Having Kris spill the beans about how she really maintains her world-famous butt would be devastating to her."

KIM'S KWOTES COME BACK TO HAUNT HER: Just weeks before she filed for divorce, KIM KARDASHIAN sat down for an interview with "Marie Claire" magazine. And judging by the interview, you'd never know there was trouble in paradise. In fact, some of what she said is high-larious now, in light of the events you may have heard a thing or two about.

Addressing the fact that she and KRIS HUMPHRIES got married less than a year after they met she said, quote, "We felt like, 'Why wait?' It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you." She added, quote, "I feel like where we're at right now is the best time in my life."


Wait, there’s more! As you may or may not know, this is Kim's SECOND brief marriage. (--She married music producer Damon Thomas in 2000, when she was 19.)

She told the magazine she didn't know herself at the time, but "learned so much" from the relationship. Quote: "It definitely taught me what being a wife is all about. I think it means taking care of each other's needs and being there for someone unconditionally." Yes, she REALLY said that.

MORE KARDASHIAN KRAZYNESS - GROUP WANTS KARDASHIAN KLAN KANNED: Tricia isn’t the only one boycotting the Kardashians. Several groups are taking it one step further. They’re calling for the Kardashians to be removed from TV.

In a statement, petition organizer Cyndy Snider says, "In a grassroots effort, we have collected [thousands of] signatures for a petition asking E! Entertainment to remove the Kardashian suite of shows from their programming. We feel that these shows are mostly staged and place an emphasis on vanity, greed, promiscuity, vulgarity and over-the-top conspicuous consumption."

Click HERE if you want to sign the petition yourself.

CELEBRITY GOOD DEEDS - PARIS BUYS A DOG FILET MIGNON/BRADLEY COOPER BUYS COATS FOR THE HOMELESS: PARIS HILTON is in Bali doing some kind of work with orphans, it’s not clear what exactly, and the other day while she was dining on the beach, she ran into a, quote, "starving stray dog."


She felt so bad for the dog, she bought it a meal: an expensive filet mignon!! We know this because Paris tweeted the above pic with the caption, "It made me so sad. So we ordered him a filet mignon. He loved it!"

2. BRADLEY COOPER is currently in his hometown of Philadelphia filming a movie, and, according to the not-always-reliable National Enquirer, he became aware that the cold temperatures were really affecting the homeless people near the set. So he sent his assistant out to buy coats, scarves and other warm clothing for everyone, which he then helped hand out himself.

The tab claims that while he was doing that, one homeless guy mentioned to Bradley how much he liked the jacket Bradley was wearing, which they report was a gift from ROBERT DE NIRO. Even so, Bradley GAVE HIM THE COAT OFF HIS BACK!!!

SNAPSHOT - JLOVE BRINGS SEXY BACK: Sorry, haters, JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT looked HAWT at the "Twilight" premiere last night. I love you Jlove!!! Call me!!!


WATCH - BRITNEY SPEARS’ RAUNCHY ‘SWEET DREAMS’ VIDEO: Remember when BRITNEY SPEARS was hot? I mean like smokin’ hot? No? Then watch this video that was created as an interlude for her 2009 Circus tour.


It features Brit-Brit gyrating, bumping, grinding and getting all sorts of hot and bothered to Marilyn Manson’s cover of the Eurythmics’ ‘Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This.)’. I had you at ‘gyrating’ didn’t I?
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SPLITSVILLE - LADY GAGA AND HER CHOREOGRAPHER: LADY GAGA has parted ways with a woman who was instrumental in creating...well...Lady Gaga: choreographer Laurieann Gibson.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, things started going south a few months ago after Gibson launched her own reality TV career and began spilling inside secrets from the Gaga camp.

It didn't help that in a May interview with L.A. Times, Gibson suggested that as the pop star's creative director, she was the one responsible for Gaga's look, a style Gibson claims she modeled after Madonna, saying, "Listen, [Madonna] should be bitter because I [made Lady Gaga in her image] on purpose and you can quote me. I did it on purpose because for all those kids who believe that you can't, I wanted to let them feel that you can."

The not-always reliable MediaTakeOut gossip site, meanwhile, claims things escalated after a recent argument over the phone after Gaga said she thinking of getting a new choreographer. The source said, "A lot of things were said, and it was very heated." Richard Jackson, who was Gibson's assistant, is now choreographing all of Lady G's performances.

'DANCING' UPDATE - FINAL FOUR PERFORM: The ninth week of 'Dancing With the Stars' saw Ricki Lake take the top spot on the leader board back from J.R. Martinez. Here's how the four remaining contestants did on thier three dances ...


RICKI LAKE and DEREK HOUGH started with a samba to "Jump in the Line" by Harry Belafonte for a perfect score of 30. Their Argentine tango earned them a near-perfect score of 29, and their part in the cha-cha relay gave them 67 points for the night's total.

ROB KARDASHIAN and CHERYL BURKE started with a samba to "I Go to Rio" by Peter Allen for a score of 28 (out of 30). Their Argentine tango to "Libertango" by Bond earned them a 27. They finished with a total of 65 points.


J.R. MARTINEZ, who performed with an ankle injury, and KARINA SMIRNOFF began with a paso doble to the Mask of Zorro theme for 23 (out of 30). Their Argentine tango to "Bust Your Windows" by Jazmine Sullivan earned them 27 points. They finished with a total of 56.

HOPE SOLO, performing injured herself (shoulder), and MAKSIM CHMERKOVSKIY began with a paso doble to "Can't Be Tamed" by Miley Cyrus for 21 (out of 30). Their tango to "Whatever Lola Wants" earned them a 24. They ended the night with 49 points.

JUST ASKING: Who do you think has danced his or her last routine? My money is on Hope.

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JESSICA SIMPSON TWEETS ABOUT BOOBS AND BABY BUMP: JESSICA SIMPSON is known for being top heavey, but now the girls have some competition. Jessica recently tweeted this photo of herself with the caption:

KARDASHIAN KNEWS - KIM BEING SUED: A hair removal company is accusing KIM KARDASHIAN of being a liar. Kim is currently the spokesperson for TRIA home laser hair removal system, but Radiant, a rival company that sells 'no!no! hair', claims Kim doesn't actually use the product.

In legal papers, Radiant argues that Kim says she uses TRIA all over her body, but even TRIA says it's not safe for certain areas. They also argue that Kim has publically stated on many occasions that she's been getting professional hair removal treatments for decades. Radiant is trying to get TRIA and Kim to stop making their false claims. They are also seeking unspecified damages.


Meanwhile ... Kim took to her blog yesterday to thank her fans for all their support, and blow them a kiss, as she deals with her divorce. She promised she'd "start sharing my updates with you all again." Oh, goodie!

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