According to London's "Mirror", this is what David Gest, Liza Minnelli's ex-husband and Michael's friend, said during a taping for a Jackson documentary that's supposed to air in the UK this October

"Whitney was having dinner with Michael at his Neverland home when she accidentally dropped her knife under the table. While Michael was retrieving it for her, Whitney felt her toes being sucked.

"She moaned, 'Michael, is that you? Don't stop. That's so sensual.' Yet Michael's head popped up and her toes were still being sucked. It turned out it was Bubbles [the chimp]."

IS THIS WHAT BEYONCE'S BABY WILL LOOK LIKE???: A forensic artist who has worked as a consultant for the FBI has come up with a picture of what he thinks the spawn of JAY-Z and BEYONCE  will look like. If it's a boy, anyway. Jay and Bey haven't announced the gender yet.

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IS KIM KARDASHIAN TRYING TO BUY BACK HER SEX TAPE???: Porn producers at Vivid Entertainment claim a mystery buyer wants to buy KIM KARDASHIAN'S famous sex tape with singer Ray J and take it off the Internet.

According to TMZ, the buyer has consulted a lawyer in Tennessee about acquiring the tape and is willing to pay big bucks. The buyer also wants to purchase all of the raw, unused footage that never made it to the DVD. While the buyer wasn't identified, the lawyer said that he or she, quote, "does not intend to distribute or broadcast the 'tape', but hopes to completely remove it from the market."

Obviously, most people assume this anonymous would-be buyer is Kim herself, or mama Kris.


IN DENIAL - ANGELINA JOLIE CLEARS UP RUMORS: ANGELINA JOLIE is denying some viral rumors in a new interview with "Vanity Fair". Angie tells the magazine (1.) she’s not pregnant, (2.) nor is she adopting any time soon. She also adds that (3.) there is no “secret wedding” in her and partner BRAD PITT'S future.

Jolie then goes on to talk about her upcoming film, "In the Land of Blood and Honey", which she wrote and directed but it's pretty boring stuff so I'll spare you the details.

COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP - JENNIFER ANISTION PREGNANCY RUMORS HEAT UP: The JENNIFER ANISTON pregnancy rumors are once again in full effect. Now that she and the man she pilfered have moved in together, "Us Weekly" claims she's been fetused.

Their proof is that Jen was supposedly sick during the couple's recent trip to Hawaii, and she wasn't drinking at Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi's August 20th anniversary party.

And if that's not enough for you, one insider told the magazine she, quote, "looked pregnant."

WILL BRITNEY NO LONGER NEED A CONSERVATORSHIP?:There was a routine hearing for BRITNEY SPEARS' conservatorship yesterday, reportedly to deal with accounting issues -- however, after Britney's tour concludes this fall, word is her doctors and advisers are going to meet to see how much longer the conservatorship needs to last.

A source said, "It's likely that Britney's business affairs will still remain under control of the conservatorship though, [but] they [may] determine that she no longer needs it for herself personally." on her own."

Meanwhile ... according to RadarOnline, Britney couldn't be more grateful that her father is overseeing her affairs. A source said, "Britney now recognizes that if her father hadn't stepped in and taken the action that he had, well, let's just say Britney is now crediting Jamie for saving her life."

"Britney's relationship with her dad is in a very, very good place now. She was extremely emotional backstage before leaving for the VMAs and kept telling her daddy how much she loves him."
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'DANCING WITH THE STARS' CAST REVEALED - FIRST TRANSGENDER TO BE CONSTESTANT: The new cast of 'Dancing With the Stars' was officially announced last night, and it includes the show's first transgender contestant. That would be CHAZ BONO,  SONNY and CHER'S son who used to be Chastity.

He says, quote, "Doing this show is an opportunity for me to reach a larger, more mainstream audience with just a simple message of being transgender is okay and not something to be scared of."

The rest of the celebrity hoofers are:

Nancy Grace
Kristin Cavallari (former Hills star who was recently dumped by Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler)
Ricki Lake (former talk-show host and actress)
Chynna Phillips (Wilson Phillips singer)
Carson Kressley (fashion expert best known for Queer Eye for the Straight Guy)
Hope Solo (U.S. Women's National Soccer Team goalie)
Elisabetta Canalis (George Clooney's Italian ex)
David Arquette (Courteney Cox's estranged husband)
Rob Kardashian (Kim's little brother)
J.R. Martinez (All My Children star)
Ron Artest (L.A. Laker)

CELEBRITIES BEHAVING BADLY - MATTHEW FOX: 'Lost' star MATTHEW FOX has been accused of assaulting a female bus driver in Cleveland.

The one-time Jack Shephard was detained by police after allegedly punching driver Heather Bormann in the chest and stomach after she refused to let him board a party bus because he wasn't a member of the party.

Bormann told TMZ she punched back, hitting Fox in the mouth and cutting his lip. The actor was not arrested and Bormann says she's considering pressing charges.

LISTEN: The bus driver explained to TMZ what went down


ROMANCE REPORT - HAVE JUSTIN AND JESSICA REUNITED???!!!: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and JESSICA BIEL were spotted taking an afternoon bike ride in Toronto Sunday after having brunch together.

Does this mean they're back together? E! Online says those close to the couple say we shouldn’t read too much into it. The ride, sources say, means "nothing official." (--Jessica is in Toronto shooting the "Total Recall" remake.)

COVER SHOT - NEW PHOTOS FROM KIM K’S WEDDING: Hello! Magazine has jumped on the KIM KARDASHIAN wedding photo bandwagon with the cover photo depicting Kim walking down the aisle with new hubby Kris Humphries …

Their latest issue features new pictures from the reality starlet’s special day including a photo of Kim posing with her two sisters, and bridesmaids, Kourtney and Khloe

WATCH: A while back, KIM did a music video for her singing debut, a song titled "Jam (Turn It Up)", but it never saw the light of day due to a lack of interest in the song itself.

Now, 54 seconds of footage from the shoot have surfaced online, and in all honesty I'm not sure anyone needs to see more. But We Report, You Decide …
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BABY POOP - BEYONCE IS PREGNANT: BEYONCE is going to be a mommy!!! Bey announced her pregnancy on the black carpet at last night's MTV Video Music Awards. She posed for photos with her hands cradling her baby-bump, saying, "I have a surprise!" ...

After the black carpet confirmation, Beyonce revealed the news onstage patting her baby bump after her performance of "Love on Top." She told the crowd, "I want you to feel the love that's growing inside me."

THE VMA'S - BIG WINNERS: KATY PERRY and ADELE were the night's big winners. Katy grabbed the top award, Video of the Year, for "Firework," plus Best Collaboration and Best Special Effects.

Adele's awards were all technical awards for "Rolling in the Deep". LADY GAGA won in the Best Female and new Best Video With a Message categories. That message being copy Madonna, sell lots of downloads, and win awards!

Speaking of Gaga ... Lady G opened the show by introducing her male alter ego "Joe Calderone" and then performing "You and I" as him. In fact,she stayed in character for the rest of the night --even when accepting the award for Best Female Video near the end of the show, and when presenting Britney with the Video Vanguard Award ...

Perry, who had never won a VMA prior to last night, may have provided the evening's top fashion moment. While accepting her Video of the Year Award, she wore a yellow box hat that looked like it have been swiped from one of those "Cheesehead" Green Bay Packers fans ...

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One guy you didn't see at last night's "MTV Video Music Awards" was ADAM LEVINE from MAROON 5. Instead of attending, he decided to start a Twitter war with MTV by saying, quote, "The VMAs [are the] one day a year when MTV pretends to still care about music. I'm drawing a line in the sand. [Eff] you, VMAs."

ROMANCE REPORT - MINKA'S NEW MAN: Days after we got word of the DEREK JETER/MINKA KELLY split Minka's already found herself another man --"Charlie's Angels" co-star, Ramon Rodriguez.

An on-set source tells "People", quote, "We have seen Minka and Ramon talking in his trailer way after hours, and often late into the night. They have been together long after they need to be for the show." But another source begs to differ saying, quote, "They're just friends. Ramon is basically the only guy on set so of course they all hang out with him."

ROMANCE REPORT - JENNIFER ANISTON SHACKS UP: Fresh from a romantic seaside Hawaiian vacation, JENNIFER ANISTON and JUSTIN THEROUX have taken a different kind of plunge – the pair have officially moved in together, a source tells “People”. And somewhere in Heaven, baby Jebus cries.

The couple, who have been house-hunting for a little over a month, decided to rent a house in the Hollywood Hills while they continue looking for something a little more permanent.


COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP – MARIAH’S BLINGED OUT BABIES: According to "In Touch Weekly", Mariah has given their 4-month-old twins Moroccan and Monroe some serious bling. A source says, quote, "Mariah bought diamond earrings for her daughter, and she's hoping to have her ears pierced soon. Plus, both kids have diamond-encrusted diaper pins.”

HURRICANE LABEOUF HITS L.A. NIGHTCLUB: Hurricane Irene wasn't the only thing drenching people over the weekend.

According to an un-named Life & Style source, a "seemingly wasted" SHIA LaBEOUF made it rain at a L.A. nightclub over the weekend. But instead of throwing dollar bills up in the air, he acted like a rain cloud by picking up a water bottle and shooting "a mouthful of water all over his date's legs.”

According to the eyewitness, “he then put more water in his mouth and started spitting it all over his table mates, including Marilyn Manson." When Manson tried to calm the “Transformers” star down, Shia got even angrier. The witness says, "All of a sudden, [he] started shouting at his date and getting visibly angry." Eventually, he bolted from the club as his date chased after him. The two never returned.

COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP - ASHLEE SIMPSON DRUNK DIALS EX: ASHLEE SIMPSON may have a new man in her life, but apparently she isn't completely over her ex. A source tells “Us Weekly” that Ashlee recently drunk dialed PETE WENTZ and professed her love to him. "Ashlee was telling Pete how much she misses him and wants him back,” explained the source.

Although Ashlee's rep denies the call was ever made, a friend of Pete's claims Ashlee is desperate to reunite with Wentz, but Pete not so much. "He will never go back to her," claims the friend. "He's in a good place."

LEAH REMINI SHOWS US HER TWEETS: Reports that producers were dumping former "King of Queens" LEAH REMINI from "The Talk" are now fact. Over the weekend, Remini Tweeted, quote, "It is official: I am sorry to say that I have NOT been asked back on the show. Sorry to my fans. [I] don't know what went wrong."

HOLLY ROBINSON PEETE is rumored to not be returning as well, but there's been no official word yet on her future with the show. We should know soon, though, as the second season premieres next Tuesday.
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NUDE BONDAGE PICS OF LADY GAGA: Nude Polaroids of LADY GAGA from a year-old Vogue Japan photo shoot hit the ‘net yesterday. The photos show GaGa engaging in light S&M and smoking a cigarette in various stages of nudity, including full frontal!!!

The low quality pics were likely just test shots never meant to be seen by the public, but you know how it is this day and age. If they exist, the possibility some one will leak them on the Internet is very real.

You'll find the UNCENSORED versions here. Peep them if you dare!!! Just remember, some things can't be unseen.

But if you’re curious and/or brave enough to look, answer me this afterwards: Lady Gaga nude - Unique beauty or drag queen who just woke up with a bad hangover?

KIM KARDASHIAN BANNED FROM GETTING STAR ON HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME: KIM KARDASHIAN seems to have it all, but there's one thing she'll never get --a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

A post on the Walk's Facebook page asked if someone such as Kim could receive the honor. They responded with, quote, "Someone asked if we give reality show characters stars? Hell to the No!"

Ana Martinez, Vice President for Media Relations and Producer for the Hollywood Walk of Fame is my new hero!

PEEP THIS: Kim and Kris Honeymoon Photos

PITBULL INVITES LINDSAY TO VMA'S: It was reported earlier this week that LINDSAY LOHAN is suing PITBULL, claiming he "disparaged" her in his song "Give Me Everything." But the rapper says the line in question ... "I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan" ... was meant as a compliment.

Planet Pit Exclusive: Pitbull speaks on Lindsay Lohan Lawsuit from Planet Pit on Vimeo.

On his website, Pitbull writes, "When I say I got it locked up, if you play at the park, if you from the neighborhood, when they say you got it locked up, that means you run that area."

And to show he meant no harm, Pitbull has invited Lindsay to appear with him on stage at Sunday's MTV Video Music Awards when he performs the song. There's been no response from Lindsay.

I hope Lindsay does take Pitbull up on his offer, and I hope she realizes how ridiculous her law suit is and drops it. Personally, I think her trying to shake him down does her image more harm than his name-checking ever will.

CELEBRITY COURT - CHRISTINA AGUILERA THREATENS LEGAL ACTION: CHRISTINA AGUILERA is still fuming over a gossip site's innuendo that she was responsible for her son's black eye.

Word is, she's seriously contemplating legal action against MediaTakeOut for posting a picture of Christina's son, Max with a bruised face with a headline that screamed, "CHILD ABUSE???? CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S SON IS PHOTO'D WITH A BLACK EYE!!!"

The claim upset Christina, which led to Christina's attorney sending a letter to the site. The letter read, "Christina is a wonderful mother and was not present in the park when Max fell and hurt himself. To imply that she had something to do with this incident, without any investigation on your part whatsoever, is reckless and unconscionable."

CREW BACKS UP JADA AND MARC DENIAL: JADA PINKETT-SMITH and MARC ANTHONY have denied an on set affair that allegedly led to the rumored break up of Jada and hubby WILL SMITH, and now some crew members are backing up their story.

TMZ reports that members of the "HawthoRNe" crew are telling them that nothing is going on between the two stars and that they've never witnessed anything inappropriate between them. In fact, sources say that Jada and Marc are rarely alone together, and would often run lines out in the open instead of in their trailers.

Other crew members say that Jada's hubby Will Smith would often come by the set and it didn't seem like he and Jada were having any problems.

ROMANCE REPORT - ALEC BALDWIN AND SEAN PENN LIKE THEM YOUNG: 53-year-old ALEC BALDWIN has moved in with his girlfriend, a 27-year-old yoga instructor named Hilaria Thomas. A source tells the New York Post, quote, "He's really in love. He's even met her parents. He sees marriage in the near future."

Meanwhile ... 51-year-old SEAN PENN is giving his business to a 26-year-old girl. She's the former communications director of his J/P Haitian Relief Organization.


SPLITSVILLE - POPULATION DEREK JETER AND MINKA KELLY: According to "People" magazine, DEREK JETER and MINKA KELLY have broken up, after three years together. Her rep confirmed it. That's really all we know for now.

Minka's been in Miami shooting the new "Charlie's Angel's" for ABC, which premieres September 22nd.

MORE 'DANCING' RUMORS: ABC doesn't officially announce the "Dancing with the Stars" cast until Monday, but TMZ claims DAVID ARQUETTE will be on it. The gossip site says his partner will be KYM JOHNSON.

Earlier this week, the fan site PureDWTS suggested that CHER'S son, CHAZ BONO, might be part of the cast. But we'll go out on a limb and say that probably won't be happening since their "proof" was that Chaz recently started following MARK BALLAS and KARINA SMIRNOFF on Twitter.

CELEBRITY COURT - JAIME PRESSLY GETS PROBATION: JAIME PRESSLY received three-year's probation yesterday (Thursday) after pleading no contest to a DUI charge stemming from her arrest this past January.

Booking Photo
QUOTE/UNQUOTE: "Oh, my God, girls are so pretty and soft. No stubble burn! What am I doing with guys?" -- RASHIDA JONES to CHELSEA HANDLER on kissing a girl and liking it.

Jones plays a lesbian and the girlfriend of ZOOEY DESCHANEL in the new movie 'Our Idiot Brother' out this weekend. Added Rashida,"I haven't dipped back since, but I was very appreciative of the experience."

RELATED: New This Weekend in Theaters -‘Our Idiot Brother’ and “Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark” Remake [VIDEOS]

WATCH: Inspired by JIM CARREY'S video declaration of love for EMMA STONE, KATHY GRIFFIN has recorded one for JUSTIN BIEBER ...
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IS THERE REALLY A RIHANNA SEX TAPE OUT THERE???!!!:  Despite RIHANNA'S denial that she made a sex tape, the fine folks at 'Hustler' magazine claim they're in possession of it. The video is said to co-star rapper J-Cole, who opened for Rihanna on her 'Loud' tour earlier this year.

There's no word how they got it, but J-Cole tweeted Tuesday that his phone had been stolen. The company says, quote, "Hustler [is] in possession of the Rihanna and J-Cole tape. We have seen it and we do not know what we are going to do with it yet."

The rarely-if-ever-reliable gossip site MediaTakeOut is also in possession of photos but employees who've seen them aren't necessarily convinced they're authentic.

They say the photos show, quote, "a woman with fiery red hair (that resembled Rihanna) giving [oral favors] to a man resembling J-Cole."

Rihanna tweeted a denial last night ... saying, quote, "We don't believe U, U need more people AND of course an actual sextape! #slownewsday." There's been no word from J-Cole since his phone-got-stolen tweet.

COULD BE TRUE BUT PROBABLY CRAP - SANDRA BULLOCK AND RYAN REYNOLDS ENGAGED!!!: Ever since SANDRA BULLOCK and RYAN REYNOLDSfound themselves single earlier this year, the tabloids and gossip sites have been trying desperately to hook them up.

And now, the "Star" is going for broke by claiming they're engaged. If they're claims are to be believed the pair decided to get serious while hiking together in Wyoming earlier this month. Says the tabs un-named source, quote, "As the day went on, they started thinking about it, and soon the thought of spending their lives together didn't sound all that ridiculous. It sounded wonderful."

Sandra and Ryan have been friends since starring together in the 2009 romantic comedy "The Proposal".


COULD BE TRUE BUT PROBABLY CRAP - DID WILL WALK IN ON MARC ANTHONY HITTIN' DAT???!!!: "In Touch Weekly" - who first reported that WILL SMITH and JADA were separating - is now claiming that Will walking in on Jada and MARC ANTHONY is the straw that broke the camels back.

The tabloid claimed that earlier this month, Will had become increasingly suspicious that Jada was having an affair, and secretly flew home from a movie shoot. He supposedly walked in to the house and found Marc and Jada sharing their down there parts, and allegedly left the house crying!!!

TMZ - WILL AND JADA SMITH ALL SMILES: WILL SMITH and wife JADA PINKETT-SMITH are determined to show us all they're still in love. First they were seen enjoying brunch in Malibu ...

The couple hit a beachside restaurant in Malibu yesterday, smiling and giggling and, according to TMZ, appearing "happy and normal" as they ordered omelets and coffee.

Then later were spotted walking hand and hand as they did some shopping ...

COVER SHOT: "People" magazine drops its big KIM KARDASHIAN wedding issue tomorrow, and while most wedding covers feature a picture of the bride and groom, 'People' chose to feature the bride only.

An editor for the magazine explained to Access Hollywood, quote, "It's her day, we wanted her on the cover", then added that it didn't help that Kris is so much taller than Kim because it's, quote, "kind of tough to get them in the [same] shot."

The newlyweds, by the way, were paid 1.5 million dollars for the photo rights.

On a related note ... the "New York Post" hits us up with this humorous tidbit: Kris'teammates refer to him as "Kate Middleton" because he, quote, "married into royalty." Being an afterthought to his own wedding isn't going to lessen the razzing.

But this might help Kris' ego . . . Kim is reportedly in the process of changing her name to Kim Kardashian-Humphries. For legal purposes, anyway. Professionally, she'll still be known as Kim Kardashian.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS NOT A CHILD ABUSER: When the picture of CHRISTINA AGUILERA's son Max sporting a shiner hit the 'net yesterday I predicted unsavory rumors about how he got it would be circulating by the end of the day, and sho 'nuff ... the rarely-if-ever-reliable MediaTakeOut gossip site did not dissapoint.

The site alluded to some sort of child abuse possibly being the cause of the three year old's black eye. Speculation that did not sit well with Christina. Her attorney fired off a letter to MediaTakeOut threatening legal action. The site has since removed any reference to child abuse

It turns out that Max was with his nanny at a park, chasing squirrels, when he tripped over a rock and took a header. Word is it's just a black eye, nothing's broken and no stitches were necessary.

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BREAK UPS: "Brady Bunch" star CHRITOPHER KNIGHT has filed for divorce from wife ADRIANNE CURRY.  He married the "America's Next Top Model" winner five years ago after they appeared on "The Surreal Life" together.

2. "The Talk" co-host SARA GILBERT and her girlfriend have ended their 10-year relationship. They have agreed to share custody of their two young children.

BABY POOP: KIMBERLY STEWART has named her newborn daughter Delilah. Kimberly's dad, ROD STEWART, spilled the beans. No word on if the surname is Stewart or del Toro, though. (The father is actor BENICIO del TORO.)

2. "Horrible Bosses" star Jason Bateman and his wife are expecting their second child. It'll be a girl, according to Amanda's dad. They're already parents to a four-year-old daughter named Francesca Nora.

KATY PERRY, LADY GAGA - BANNED IN CHINA: KATY PERRY, LADY GAGA, and BEYONCE are no longer welcome in China. The three are among the latest round of artists to have songs banned by the Chinese government in an effort to stamp out "vulgar content."

Gaga is the worst offender, with six songs on the hit list, including "Edge of Glory" and "Judas". Authorities also took issue with Katy's "Last Friday Night" for its reference to streaking, and Bey's "Run the World," for use of the word "mutha."

And for some reason ... Chinese officials also finally gotten around to banning The Backstreet Boys' 12-year-old filth-fest "I Want It That Way."

ON THIS DAY IN TABLOID HISTORY: On this day in 2007 OWEN WILSON is hospitalized following a reported suicide attempt. Reportedly over his failed relationship with KATE HUSDON.

Are these the pictures that drove Owen Wilson to attempt suicide?
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WILL AND JADA SMITH IN DENIAL -  'STILL TOGETHER':  Rumors were swirling yesterday that WILL SMITH and JADA PINKETT SMITH broke up -- and an alleged affair between Jada and MARC ANTHONY was the cause.

( --Jada and Marc co-star on the TNT series 'Hawthorne'.) But her rep quickly shot them down, saying, "Everything about Jada and Marc Anthony is false."

Will and Jada released their own statement as well: "Although we are reluctant to respond to these types of press reports, the rumors circulating about our relationship are completely false. We are still together, and our marriage is intact."

CAMERON DIAZ KNOCKED UP!!! AND OTHER SHOW BIZ PHOTO LINKS: No question CAMERON DIAZ has a baby bump! But it's fake. Diaz donned the faux belly for her role in the upcoming movie "What to Expect When You're Expecting".

2. BRAD PITT’S sports a grungy new look to promote “Moneyball” movie role.

3. KATHERINE HEIGL and husband Josh Kelly were photographed dining with 2 year-old daughter Naleigh. Pic here and here.

4. CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S son, Max, was photographed today sporting a nasty looking shiner. No word on how or what happened, but we're sure the rumors will hit the 'net by the end of the day.

UPDATE - AMY WINHOUSE DEATH PROBE: The initial toxicology reports on AMY WINEHOUSE'S death are in, and word is Winehouse wasn't using any illegal drugs at the time.

While a full report will not be complete until October, Amy's family issued a statement that read in part, "Results indicate that alcohol was present, but it cannot be determined as yet if it played a role in her death."

OK, she didn't have any illegal drugs in her system, but what about the legal kind? Let's be real here: Prescription drugs, whether obtained legally or otherwise, are just as harmful and addictive.

QUOTE/UNQUOTE: "I've always giggled like a 13-year-old girl at a Justin Bieber meet and greet" -- CNN'S ANDERSON COOPER to Entertainment Weekly about his recent live laughing fit that went viral.

WATCH: Cooper's giggle fit video


LADY GAGA TO SHARE KISS WITH MARGE SIMPSON: LADY GAGA is on her way to Springfield! Producers of "The Simpson's" wrote an entire episode around her for airing next year, and she taped her voice parts yesterday.

The episode, "Lisa Goes Gaga," has Lady G coming to town on the Gaga Express train to raise the citizens' low self-esteem -- and ends up sharing a smooch with Marge Simpson!!!

UPDATE - THE REAL REASON BEHIND TAYLOR SWIFT'S RECENT WARDROBE MALFUNCION: Remember the recent TAYLOR SWIFT concert video of her inadvertent wardrobe malfunction that revealed her industrial strength granny panties to the world?

Well, we now know why it happened. Taylor, you see, is notorious for controlling every facet of her shows, so how could she not have known the wind machine was there? The answer is the fan was NOT supposed to be on. When asked about it in a recent interview, Swift said, quote, "We have wind machines for a few songs in the show and they weren't supposed to be on during that song."

"I walked over thinking it wasn't on and it just kind of blew it up a little bit. I was just sort of like, 'Well, that's new' and just continued on with the show."

In other Taylor Swift news ... she recently dropped $2.5 million on a 4-bedroom, 4.5 bathroom 5,601 square foot Nashville, Tennessee house that was formerly owned by the U.S. ambassador to Denmark.

You can check out more pics and read up on the home's history HERE.

PEEP THIS: MEGAN FOX has stubby thumbs. ASHTON KUTCHER has webbed toes. Learn about these and other "Celebrity Defects" in this informative photo gallery.

BABY POOP: Former "CSI" star WILLIAM PETERSON and wife Gina Cirone welcomed twins, a boy and a girl, via surrogate on July 5th in Los Angeles. The baby boy and girl were born premature, but Petersen says they're "doing great and improving every day."

ON THIS DAY IN TABLOID HISTORY: On this Day in 2005 Justin Timberlake accepts an apology and monetary damages from British tabloid News of the World, which had falsely accused him of cheating on girlfriend Cameron Diaz with model Lucy Clarkson.

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