COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP - IS RIHANNA SECRETLY MEETING UP WITH CHRIS BROWN???!!!: According to the UK's not-always-reliable Tabloid Now, RIHANNA has been secretly meeting up with CHRIS BROWN!!!
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As we previously reported, Rihanna recently started following Chris on Twitter, and now Tabloid Now alleges, they've gone from communicating online to meeting up in person. A source claims they "met up at a mutual friend's house in Los Angeles after the restraining order expired."

According to their source, Ri-Ri is looking for a way "to take him back publicly without letting down her supporters, her management and her friends or setting a bad example."

ROMANCE REPORT - WEEKEND NUPTIALS: Dallas Cowboys quarterback TONY ROMO did indeed make THE BIG MISTAKE over the holiday weekend. Tony married Candice Crawford Saturday in Dallas. Among the 600 or so guests were Troy Aikman, team owner Jerry Jones, and Candice's actor brother,CHASE.

Despite their no cameras-no cell phones edict, someone managed to take this picture of Tony and Candice at the altar reciting their vows ...


Dallas TV station WFAA has video here.

2.) Former "Reno 911" and "Dancing With the Stars" alum NIECY NASH wed electrical engineer Jay Tucker Saturday in Malibu. EOnline posted this pic of Niecy with her "911" co-stars ...

ROMANCE REPORT - BRADY BREAK-UP: Brady kid CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT and "America's Next Top Model" season one winner/ wife ADRIANNE CURRY have split up – on their fifth wedding anniversary, no less!!! You may remember they met and fell in love on a season of  "The Surreal Life".
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Their rep tells Hollyscoop, "They still love one another but need some distance to consider their future." They're asking their fans to give them space to assess their "unique relationship". I, for one, can’t believe that. No, not that they broke up. That they have fans. Hi-Yo!!!

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS: CLINT EASTWOOD turns 81 today. Go ahead, make his day: wish him a happy birthday. Here's who else is having a birthday today.

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BABY NEWS: PINK is still pregnant. Or she's really let herself go ...

BABY NEWS - JENNIFER GARNER IN DENIAL: JENNIFER GARNER has been photographed lately with a "noticeably rounded tummy" leading many on the World Wide Web of Speculation to wonder if she and husband BEN AFFLECK are expecting their third child. The answer is "No."

Her rep denied the pregnancy rumors to E! News calling the speculation "false" and adding "(Jennifer) is not pregnant." Here's one of the aforementioned photos of Garner - this one taken last Wednesday - showing her more "rounded stomach" ...


RIHANNA SHOWS US HER TWEETS: Now we know: RIHANNA'S latest 'do was inspired by The Little Mermaid. We know this because she tweeted this pic of herself yesterday with the caption, 'Touch ups... Ariel style' ...
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LINDSAY STARTS HOME DETENTION: The party's over for LINDSAY LOHAN. As of yesterday, Lindsay is officially under house arrest.

Lindsay surrendered herself to the Lynwood Correctional Facility yesterday morning, was fitted with an ankle bracelet, and sent packing in less than an hour. And now for the next 30 days, Lindsay will be - as the Sheriff's Department spokesman put it - "confined to the interior premises of her home at all times." Her Venice Beach town home, at that. Isn't being a celebrity grand!!!

The bracelet, by the way, does NOT test for drugs or alcohol. It just keeps tabs on her whereabouts. And as this photo courtesy of TMZ shows, Lindsay is already enjoying her time in confinement ...


MARIAH OFF THE HOOK FOR DRINKING WHILE BREAST-FEEDING: MARIAH CAREY got a visit from the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services yesterday. They showed up to interviewed the new mom after an anonymous tipster called to complain that Mariah drank a beer while breast-feeding -- an accusation she ADMITTED to!!!

But she said she was just following the advice of a hospital staffer who told her dark beer would help her lactate. According to TMZ, the officials concluded there was no merit to the complaint, told her to have a nice day, and closed the case. Isn't being a celebrity grand!!!

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS: CHRIS COLFER, Kurt on "Glee", is finally old enough to drink!
 Here's who else will be hitting up Applebees for a birthday Margarita today.

THE SCHWARZENEGGER LOVE CHILD SCANDAL: TMZ continues to keep us up on all the latest scandalous SCHWARZENEGGER  details.

Today they're featuring pictures of ARNOLD, MARIA SHRIVER, the housekeeper side action, and the alleged love child at the boy's christening ...
You gotta love how Arnold was able to attend this party with his wife and kids, all the while suspecting the kid was his. Here are the rest of the pics.

ROMANCE REPORT - TONY ROMO WILL MAKE THE BIG MISTAKE THIS WEEKEND: CANDICE CRAWFORD will reportedly make Dallas Cowboys QB TONY ROMO an honest man this weekend.

RadarOnline has it on good authority that the couple will tie the knot tomorrow in Dallas. Romo recently said of his wedding to the sister of "Gossip Girl's" CHACE CRAWFORD,"When you have the right one, you just know."

PERFECT BOD INCLUDES J.LO'S BUTT AND THE FIRST LADY'S ARMS: Interested in building the perfect body, ladies? Here are the celeb parts you'll need, according to a Nutrisystem poll: JENNIFER LOPEZ'S shapely legs and behind ...

 MICHELLE OBAMA'S toned arms and JESSICA ALBA'S abs ...

RELATED: Plant Makes Michelle Obama Look Like She Has Giant Afro

OPRAH SHOWS US HER TWEETS: Been wondering how OPRAH is spending her days now? Wonder no more ...

On a related Oprah note ... "The Soup" posted a video montage online of Oprah's 'naughty talk' on her show. Check it, yo ...
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OH-EM-GEE!!! KIM KARDASHIAN IS ENGAGED!!!: KIM KARDASHIAN and her baller boyfriend, New Jersey Nets forward KRIS HUMPHRIES, are ENGAGED!!!


It actually happened last Wednesday. Kim walked into the bedroom of her Beverly Hills Home on May 18th, to find Kris waiting on bended knee with four words written in red rose petals: "Will You Marry Me?" After Kim said "Yes!", Kris slipped a 20.5-carat rock on her finger!!!

The 16.5-carat emerald cut center diamond is flanked by two, 2-carat trapezoids and is valued at two-million bucks!!! If you're a girl, chances are you're a little jealous. If you're a guy, chances are this is what you just heard: blah-blah-blah two-million bucks.


No word from "E!" whether the reality TV cameras were there to record this moment for the new season of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians", which premieres June 12th.

 If I was a betting man I'd put money on it. I mean, if Kim and Kris were willing to delay news of the engagement to coincide with the People magazine cover story then I'd say chances are pretty good E!'s cameras were there, dontchathink? Well dontcha?

SNAPSHOT: Remember when Kim and PARIS HILTON were BFF's? Back when Kim had her original face? No? Then check out this pic from 2004 ...


RELATED: Remember When - Michael Jackson Marries Lisa Marie [VIDEO]

SCHWARZENEGGER LOVE CHILD FALLOUT: It’s safe to say ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER is not having ‘The Best Week Ever’. And it just got worse.

Now comes word the National Fitness Hall of Fame is considering expelling Arnold from their 'Hall of Greatness'. Just two months ago, the Hall awarded Schwarzenegger with the ‘Fitness Spokesperson of the Century’ award, but word is he could be stripped of that title, too.

I had no idea there was a Fitness Hall of Fame. But then again, look at me. Why would I?

AMERICAN IDOL - SCOTTY McCREERY WINS: 17-year-old country singer SCOTTY McCREERY beat out 16-year-old country singer LAUREN ALAINA to become your new American Idol!!!

The finale included performances by a bunch of celebrities, including Carrie Underwood, Tom Jones, Jack Black, Beyoncé and Tony Bennett.

Highlights included Lady Gaga - in a glittering headdress - performing "The Edge of Glory" atop a mountain of rocks, Marc Anthony's Latin number featuring wife Jennifer Lopez shaking it like a Polaroid picture on stage, and Steven Tyler's performance of Aerosmith's "Dream On."


RELATED: 'American Idol' Season 10 Finals – Red Carpet Pictures

OPRAH - THE FINAL EPISODE: We didn't get any special guests, or surprise giveaways on yesterdays last-ever episode of "The Oprah Winfrey Show". The show simply featured Oprah alone on the stage, sharing wisdom with us and her studio audience …

She signed off by walking amongst the unwashed, huddled masses and offering her e-mail address because she wanted us “to know that what you have to say matters to me," and pledged to read as many e-mails as possible.

LISTEN: Oprah's sign off

FROM MIKE AND TRICIA'S VAULT OF COMEDY: The Oprah Relief Fund

WATCH: JIMMY KIMMEL and BOYZ II MEN’S Oprah Winfrey version of “It’s So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday” …


X FACTOR JUDGE SHOWN THE DOOR AND PAULA ADBUL HAD A LOT TO DO WITH IT!!!: CHERYL COLE has been booted from "The X Factor"!!! TMZ says the British singer was dumped as a judge, in part, because producers were concerned her accent was too thick for American viewers to understand, but the even bigger problem was that she didn't click with fellow judge PAULA ABDUL.

NICOLE SCHERZINGER, who was originally slated to co-host, will take Cheryl's place at the judges panel alongside Paula, SIMON COWELL and L.A. REID. (--The show debuts in September.)

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS: Fleetwood Mac singer STEVIE NICKS twirls around on stage and turns 63 today. You'll find the rest of the celebrity birthday list here ...
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LINDSAY PARTYING BEFORE LOCK UP: LINDSAY LOHAN is very aware her time as a free woman is ticking away because she's been making the most of it while on a photo shoot in Miami.(--She has till June 17th to begin her sentence on the theft charge.)

Linds has been hitting the beaches and clubs of Miami for the past few days, and reportedly partied at one hot-spot until the wee hours of the morning three nights in a row!!!

Lilo even managed to have not one -- but two wardrobe malfunctions. I swear that girl would lose her court-ordered ankle bracelet if it weren't attached!!!

THE SCHWARZENEGGER LOVE CHILD SCANDAL: Remember how we all found out last week that the housekeeper son was actually fathered by ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER? Well, guess who else just found that out last week as well? The man Patty was married to when she had him.
Rogelio Baena thought that kid was his for 13 years, and only learned the truth when the rest of us the world did. (--He and Patty split up not long after the child's birth in 1997.)

Asked by "Entertainment Tonight" how he felt after learning the truth, Rogelio said, quote, "Very, very angry! Arnold Schwarzenegger...was my hero."

HINES WARD WINS!!!: HINES WARD of the Pittsburgh Steelers (Booooo!!!) is your "Dancing with the Stars" Season 12 champion(Yaaaay!). He joins Dallas Cowboys' EMMITT SMTIH (Yaaay!) on the list of pro football players who have won the mirror-ball trophy.

His partner, KYM JOHNSON, won the trophy once before, on Season Nine with DONNY OSMOND.
KIRSTIE ALLEY was the runner up, and Disney star CHELSEA KANE came in third, even though Chelsea was easily the better dancer.

COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP: “X Factor” judge CHERYL COLE has a dilemma. FOX executives want her to break up with “Dancing With the Stars” pro DEREK HOUGH because they think it would be good for her image if she was single and appeared ready to mingle.

A source tells Britain's not always reliable “Mirror”, "Derek may be dreaming of worldwide stardom, but he's seen as a small-time dancer on a TV show. TV executives (feel) if she's going to win over Hollywood, she'd be better off doing it as a sassy and single girl-about-town." Cheryl is said to be "torn" about the alleged orders.

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS: MIKE MYERS turns 48 today! All together now: "Yeah, baby!!!" Here's who else will be taking a swing at a pinata today.

SNAP SHOT: LADY GAGA greets fans at an NYC Best Buy store in one of her trademark weird-but-skimpy outfits. I realize Gaga isn't for everybody, but she was BORN THIS WAY, DARN IT!!!

RELATED: Watch Lady Gaga Eat David Letterman’s Notes [VIDEO]

ROMANCE REPORT: Maybe OLIVIA WILDE *isn’t* dating JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and they *are* just friends after all. Maxim’s 2009 “Sexiest Woman Alive” and “Hangover” star BRADLEY COOPER were said to be “inseparable” at his New York premiere party Monday night.
Spies for The New York Post’s Page Six observed Cooper and Wilde sitting next to each other in a VIP booth for most of the night before leaving together just before 1 a.m.

The pair was also spotted at the "Saturday Night Live" after-party over the weekend, where she also hung out with Timberlake. But it was Cooper their sources say she had her eye on: "It looked like Olivia was friendly with Justin, but (she was) flirting with Bradley."

QUOTE/UNQUOTE: "I know where my food comes from. I don't get sad 'cause you don't build relationships with those animals...there's the pigs, that's the dog that I play with and love, but it's the pig that's gonna be in the freezer next month."

– “Farm girl” ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY, who stars opposite SHIA LABEOUF in the upcoming "Transformers: Dark of the Moon"
As a member of PETA – People Eating Tasty Animals - I respect that. I mean, if you're gonna eat 'em, you can't complain.

RELATED: First Look: Watch Megan Fox’s Replacement in “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” [VIDEOS]
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IN DENIAL - JANE SEYMOUR: "Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman" is doing some backpedaling today, insisting she was misquoted as saying she knew of two other love children fathered by ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER.

JANE SEYMOUR tells "The Wrap" she wasn't just misquoted, she was "highly and purposely misquoted by the press." Jane had been quoted by CNN as saying, "I heard about two more [out-of-wedlock kids] somebody else knows about." But now Jane says she HEARD there might be other children but that she has no personal knowledge of the situation.

Scroll down to find out who leaked the baby mama drama to the media. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!!!

OSCAR DE LA HOYA IS THE LATEST CELEB CAUGHT CHEATING: Over the weekend, TMZ broke the news that OSCAR DE LA HOYA had quietly and voluntarily checked himself into rehab for substance abuse issues. Now sources close to the boxer and his situation are saying the substance is cocaine and the situation is infidelity!!!
As one source put it: “Oscar has had fidelity issues and it seems to correlate with substance abuse and that's (the) matter he's dealing with in rehab.”

In other words, Oscar got caught cheating so now he’s going to try the rehab play to save his marriage, like JESSE JAMES before him. This is straight out of the Male playbook. #1 Lie, #2 Deny, #3 Blame, #4 Rehab.

SNAPSHOT: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE hanging out again with OLIVIA WILDE. This time at a “Saturday Night Live” after party over the weekend ...
ROMANCE REPORT: LEONARDO DiCAPRIO may have recently split up with BAR REFAELI, but good news, everyone: his heart will go on!!!Things are supposedly heating up between Leo and "Gossip Girl" BLAKE LIVELY!!!
Leo and Blake were spotted canoodling last week in France. Then, over the weekend, the two were caught going out for ice cream in Italy ...
A source tells "Grazia" magazine, "Blake is exactly Leo's type. He likes leggy blondes with big smiles, and Blake fits the bill perfectly."

BABY NEWS: Former “Friends” star DAVID SCHWIMMER and wife Zoe welcomed their first child earlier this month, a baby girl they named Cleo ...
CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS: MARK BALLAS of “Dancing With the Stars” pops the cork on a bottle of birthday bubbly today. (--The entire b-day list can be peeped here.)

Mark is hoping to celebrate more than his birthday tonight. He and Disney star CHELSEA KANE are tied with HINES WARD and KYM JOHNSON at the top of the leader board with 59 out of 60 points after the first round of dances last night. KIRSTIE ALLEY trails with 54 points.

All three couples will do one more dance before the mirrored ball winner is crowned tonight. Ballas has won it all twice before.

THE SCHWARZENEGGER LOVE CHILD SCANDAL: It turns out the baby mama drama story was leaked by MARIA SHRIVER’S people. And TMZ is reporting they did it because Maria was so angry with Arnold, she wanted to hold a press conference to out him herself!!!

According to the gossip site’s sources, when Maria found out Arnold was the father of the housekeeper’s son, she was "hysterical" and wanted to hold a news conference. Her peeps, however, talked her out it and instead leaked the details to the L.A. Times, which eventually broke the story.

Meanwhile … The baby mama - Mildred "Patty" Baena - has hired a legal team and they've already fired off a letter to RadarOnline challenging "unflattering reports" about their client. The Associated Press is reporting the law firm has no plans to sue anyone at this time so it's unclear why exactly Baena has retained them.
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RUSSEL BRAND BANNED FROM JAPAN: KATY PERRY tried to bring RUSSELL BRAND with her to Japan over the weekend, but they wouldn't let him into the country. And, no, it's not because they hated his "Arthur" remake just as much as we did in this country, it's because of his criminal record.

Katy Tweeted it was over Russel's "priors from over 10 years ago" for drug possession and public indecency that kept him out of the country. Russell tweeted as well, taking a pic of himself while in custody and posting it along with the caption, "Planning escape from Japanese custody. It's bloody hard to dig a tunnel with a chopstick."

WHY DID ARNOLD HOOK UP WITH SUCH BUSTED LOOKING WOMEN???: Ever since pictures of ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER'S housekeeper and other alleged mistresses and/or baby mama’s hit the ‘net, many – perhaps evenr you - have wondered why someone of his stature would choose such busted looking women to have dalliances with.


According to a "dirty dossier" Britain’s News of the World was privy to, Ahnold picks unattractive women because they're "grateful for the attention in a way gorgeous gals never are." The dossier was compiled by former high-profile Los Angeles private investigator Anthony Pellicano back when Arnold first ran for office.

His then political backers wanted to know what kind of skeletons Arnold had in his closet. Here's what the British tab says the P.I. found:

--Arnold was "an unstoppable womanizer, even worse than the Kennedys.”

--"The physical is most important to him and he does not want to be upstaged or lose the spotlight in company of a strikingly beautiful woman,"

--While filming "Total Recall" in Mexico in 1990, Schwarzenegger reportedly had his longtime off and on lover Gigi Goyette flown in for weekend love sessions ...
"The girls on set could not understand why he was bringing this plain girl down when they were all willing and able to help him commit adultery," according to the report.

SCANDAL UPDATE - MORE LOVE CHILDREN: How’s this for random: Actress JANE SEYMOUR, star of the longtime TV series “Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman” says there are definitely more Schwarzenegger Love Children.
 
She tells Britain’s Daily Mail, "I heard about two more children," then adds she – like many in Hollywood - was not surprised “It’s been common knowledge in Malibu forever. And there will be more information coming out soon.” Seymour says she’s spoken to Arnold since news of the scandal but wouldn’t reveal what they talked about.

RELATED: Schwarzenegger humor from Mike & Tricia's Vault of Comedy

SNAP SHOTS: LINDSAY LOHAN showed up in Miami over the weekend for a magazine shoot, and had a major wardrobe malfunction caught on camera!!! As she posed on the roof of the Raleigh Hotel, the wind suddenly kicked up and completely exposed one of the girls ...

2.) Does TOM BRADY scream like a girl when he goes down waterslides? Judging by the look on his face in this picture taken of him at a pool in Mexico, the answer is most definitley "Yes" ...


MONDAY BIRTHDAYS: Singer Jewel blows out 37 birthday candles today. Here's who else is celebrating a birthday today.

BILLBOARD AWARDS - BIEB WINS BIG, SMOOCHES ON SELENA: JUSTIN BIEBER  was the big winner of the night, getting a total of six awards including the Digital Artist of the Year, Top New Artist and Fan Favorite awards.

He was sitting with his mom and his girlfriend, SELENA GOMEZ. And when he won awards, he would KISS Selena. On the lips!!!

RIHANNA, who won Radio Artist of the Year and Female Artist of the Year, opened the show with her song "S&M" , joined by BRITNEY SPEARS, who not only looked like she was lip synching, but totally phoning her part in as well ...


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BABY NEWS: It's a boy for "Lost" star EVANGELINE LILLY. The actress didn't release any other details so we don't know if she named him after a fruit or some an over the counter medication.


2.) KATE BECKINSALE was spotted out in Los Angeles over the weekend with what looked like a BABY BUMP.

Kate has been married to "Underworld" director Len Wiseman for seven years. If she has been fetused, it will be their first together.
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