LADY GAGA RANTS - DROPS THE 'R' WORD: In an interview in the new issue of "NME" magazine, LADY GAGA proved she can be just as insensitive as the rest of us by dropping the "R-word." Yup, GaGa used the no longer politically correct word, "retarded."

Here's what happened: The interviewer pointed out what we've all been saying for months ... that GaGa's "Born This Way" sounds very similar to MADONNA'S "Express Yourself", and suggested it was intentional. Lady GaGa went off on him HARD!!!

She said, quote, "I'm not stupid enough to put out a record and be that moronic ...What the [eff]? I'm a songwriter. I've written loads of music. Why would I try to put out a [copied] song and think I'm getting one over on everybody? THAT'S RETARDED. What a completely ridiculous thing to even question me about."
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Last night, she released this message apologizing for her "mistake.": "To anyone that was hurt, please know that it was furiously unintentional. An honest mistake requires honesty to make. Whether life's disabilities, left you outcast bullied or teased, rejoice and love yourself today.' --Lady Gaga."

IS THERE BAD ROMANCE BETWEEN GAGA AND WEIRD AL???!!!: For a time yesterday Lady Gaga and WEIRD AL YANKOVIC were locked in a he-said, she-said battle over a goof song titled "Perform This Way." He even unleashed an angry anti-GaGa tirade on his blog yesterday claiming he was rejected only after she strung him along and wasted his time.
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Later, Gaga's rep countered with a denial of that denial, telling TMZ, "There must have been a misunderstanding because [Gaga] is in no way trying to block the release of the parody."
Technically, Weird Al doesn't NEED her approval to release the track, because his parodies fall under "fair use.") He did however upload the song on YouTube.

But all's well ends well. Late last night, Weird Al updated his blog saying Gaga has signed off on the parody after all, adding her people admitted they hadn't given the track to her in the first place.

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 COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP: I don't about you, but I sure do miss JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S sweet, white-boy 'fro. Lately, he's taken to keeping it short. Well, "In Touch Weekly" claims there's a reason Justin keeps his head well-shorn these days: HE'S LOSING HIS HAIR.

"In Touch" says Justin keeps it that way so you and I won't notice he's going bald. In the meantime, he's using, quote, "specially formulated shampoo to promote hair growth."

2.) "In Touch Weekly" is also spreading the rumor that LEANN RIMES and EDDIE CIBRIAN are getting married this Saturday. (--They're supposedly keeping it on the DL so the press won't bother them.)

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According to their source, they're inviting about 100 people, including Eddie's two sons and his ex-wife!!!

SHEEN-ANIGANS: It turns out the judge in the CHARLIE SHEEN - BROOKE MUELLER custody case DID make one change to their agreement: Charlie and Brooke must now undergo drug tests ONCE A WEEK.
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2.) JUSTIN BIEBER thinks Charlie is the most influential man in the world. Yes, you read that correctly. Justin tells "Time" magazine he thinks CHARLIE SHEEN is the most influential man in the world because, quote, "He got a million followers in one day on Twitter...and I've never seen that happen before. Plus, he's got tiger blood, and he's always winning."

3.) The "Kids React" web series sat a panel of our nation's future down to watch Charlie's best interview moments and discuss his antics. Do they think he's winning or losing? Hit up the vid to find out ...


BIRTHDAYS: TONY ROMO, TONY DANZA, and Today's Other Celebrity Birthdays
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CHARLIE LOSES IN COURT, BOMBS IN DC: Yesterday was NOT a winner for CHARLIE SHEEN. First, a judge shot down his request for sole custody of his sons, despite baby mamma Brooke Mueller's return to rehab.

The judge's ruling wasn't announced, but TMZ says it's basically because of Charlie's past drug use, and how he's been bragging about it. The joint custody rights the two reached in March remains unchanged.

A smiling Brooke Mueller leaves court yesterday
At his show later that night in D.C., Charlie told the crowd, quote, "Hope you had a better (effing) day than I did." His evening, by the way, was no better than his "(effing) day", with many leaving the show early according to TMZ.

'DANCING' UPDATE: Czech model PETRA NEMCOVA was the latest celebrity to be eliminated from "Dancing With the Stars" last night ...


Petra was joined in the bottom two by wrestler CHRIS JERICHO ... and Judge Len was NOT happy ...

Meanwhile ... KIRSTIE ALLEY showed off the results of dancing 8 hours a day, stepping out last night in a size 6!!! And a lot of Spandex, I'm sure :)

IN DENIAL: VANESSA HUDGENS started the rumor mill churning after she was photographed at Sunday's Coachella fest digging into her purse ..

then pulling her hand out with some kind of white substance on her index finger...


and licking the mysterious white substance off her finger ...


But her rep says it's not what you think. He tells E! News it was just melted white chocolate. To be fair, it WAS hot that day and the stuff on Vanessa's finger does look gooey, not like a powder at all..

2.) JOSH HOPKINS denies he's getting all smoove up in his "Cougar Town" co-star COURTENEY COX.
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Not that he minds the rumor being out there, though. He tells Access Hollywood Live, quote, "It's not like a terrible story to have out there. It's not like I'm upset about it. I mean, she's really hot. But it's just not true."

SNAPSHOT: You gotta love that BRITNEY SPEARS keeps it real enough to still shop at Target. She and boyfriend Jason Trawick picked up toilet paper, and ice cream, among other things, during a shopping trip Monday ...


QUOTE/UNQUOTE: "I just really don't feel the need to let anybody know what the hell I am doing because...the people I want to know are there in my life already." -- CAMERON DIAZ to Showbiz Spy on having no interest in high school reunions.
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Cameron's not a fan of Facebook either, say people "upload their entire lives and say things like 'I took a poop this morning'. She adds, "I don't want to know that much about anybody."

BIRTHDAYS: CARMEN ELECTRA, 'MR. SULU' and Today's Other Celebrity Birthdays can be peeped here.

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BABY NEWS: MARIAH CAREY and NICK CANNON are giving Life&Style Magazine another peek into their lives, revealing to the tab the twins will have two nurseries -- one in her Bel-Air mansion, and the other at her New York apartment.


She says she mirrored the rooms after two of her fans favorite songs,'Underneath the Stars' and 'Close My Eyes.'


2.) KATE HUDSON made a revelation of her own: The baby she's carrying was an accident!!! Kate admitted to InStyle magazine the pregnancy wasn't planned -- "We were tempting fate," she said. "But we were so in love when it happened, it was just so exciting for both of us."

SNAPSHOT: Former "The O.C." star RACHEL BILSON and her enormous dog ...

But it's not what it looks like, cochino!!!
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LADY GAGA'S "RAUNCHY" PHOTO SHOOT: LADY GAGA shocks and awes again: This time by posing provocatively on the cover of the UK’s NME magazine.

GaGa -- wearing a purple wig and a see-through bodysuit with only strategically situated zippers to cover her naughty bits -- leaves little to the imagination. Although one can safely assume she is a fan of Brazilians, if you know what I mean and I think you do!

In the accompanying interview, GaGa goes of,f spewing all kinds of F-bombs aimed at those who “don’t get (her).” She says, quote, “If you're looking for me to be something that isn't there, STOP LOOKING. I am not that. I am not created. If you want me to be a manufactured act, you can f*** off.”

Here's one of the "raunchy" pics from the shoot. Cover your eyes if you're not of age, please ...


WHO'S THE CELEBRITY CUTIE PATOOTIE???: This Cutie Patootie got her start in a minor role on Tim Allen's T.V. show ...
Scroll down to the "bottom" for the answer ...

CHARLIE'S SHEEN-ANIGANS: Now that ex-wife BROOKE MUELLER is back in rehab, CHARLIE SHEEN is wasting no time in using the opportunity to try to get custody of their two sons.

Sheen is set to appear in an L.A. court today to ask the judge to award him full custody of Bob and Max, and give him permission to take the twins on the road with him during the last two weeks of his tour. Charlie plans to argue that Brooke's drug relapse makes her an unfit mother. In turn, Brooke's lawyers plan to ask for full custody and that Charlie be psychologically evaluated.

MILEY CYRUS SHOWS US HER TWEETS: MILEY CYRUS Tweeted a picture of herself yesterday that has many thinking it's a little too sexy for her to have put out there -- even is she is 18 now. The Twitpic shows Miley wearing a lacy and rather skimpy top with spaghetti straps that shows off the "dream catcher" tattoo she got recently on her ribcage ...


*Is* This Picture of Miley Cyrus Too Sexy? Discuss.

LOHAN LUNACY: LINDSAY LOHAN is due back in court Friday, but word is she's expected to play the religious card by claiming her family observes Good Friday. Yes, I know, sometimes the comedy writes itself.

There's also talk Lindsay may be changing her plans as far as her legal strategy goes. The original plan was to go to trial and be found innocent, but last week her lawyer met with the judge and the D.A to find out how much jail time Linds would do if she pled guilty or no contest.

STEVEN TYLER GRANTS DYING MAN'S WISH:  STEVEN TYLER did a really cool thing for a really big AEROSMITH fan. Lawrence Ori , who suffered from a rare condition marked by brain deterioration and could barely speak or move anymore, was literally on his deathbed and had dreamed of meeting Tyler one day, but never had the chance . . . until his last day.

His family, with help from the Passages Hospice Dream Foundation, contacted Steven, who agreed to meet him through Skype on a laptop. Although Lawrence couldn't respond, he did tear-up. He died later that day. You can watch a Youtube video of their meeting here. The audio from Steven's end isn't the best, though.

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS: KATE HUDSON, JAMES FRANCO, and today's other celebrity birthdays can be peeped here.

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SNAPSHOT: Even celebrities get stopped by the TSA. Just ask FERGIE, shown here getting the once over at LAX Sunday ...

Although Fergie complied with the search allowing them to look through her things and check her out, Britain's "Daily Mail" tabloid quotes a witness who said, "[Fergie] approached the security check point...with a broad smile on her face but it quickly disappeared when she wasn't given special treatment."


BABY NEWS: JESSICA ALBA shows off her growing baby bump while out with soon to be big sister Honor ...


ORLANDO BLOOM with baby Flynn ...


Meanwhile ... baby-mama MIRANDA KERR was back in a bikini and showing off her post baby body for a Victoria's Secret photo shoot over the weekend ...

WHO'S THE CELEBRITY CUTIE PATOOTIE???: So who's the Cutie Patootie who got her start in a minor role on Tim Allen's T.V. show ...

It's PAM ANDERSON, shown here out and about in Malibu yesterday leaving very little to the imagination in a sheer white dress ...


Oh,and by the way, the minor role on Tim Allen's T.V. show that led to her now famous "Baywatch" part was as Tim's Tool Time girl on "Home Improvement".
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CELEBRITIES BEHAVING BADLY - NIC CAGE: NICOLAS CAGE was arrested Saturday morning on domestic violence charges in New Orleans over the weekend after getting into a heated argument with his wife over the location of the apartment they were renting.

According to the police report, "Cage grabbed her by the upper arm and pulled her to what he believed was the correct address. (He)then began striking vehicles and later attempted to get into a taxi."

"At that point, an officer who had been flagged down by onlookers drove up on the couple, immediately observed that Cage was heavily intoxicated and ordered him out of the cab, which prompted Cage to start yelling."

TMZ claims Cage actually DARED the cops to take him in, saying, quote, "Why don't you just arrest me?" They honored his request, subsequently booking him on suspicion of domestic battery and disturbing the peace.

2.) It was Dog the Bounty Hunter who posted Nic's $11,000 bond Saturday afternoon. He later released a rather lengthy statement to the media explaining why he won't talk to the media about Cage's arrest. And yes, that *is* the very definition of 'irony'.

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Dog said in part, "I am a truly dedicated fan of Mr. Cage and will not be granting any interviews about my client as I wish to respect his privacy. I performed my duties as a bail bondsman and not in connection with our show."

3.) Prior to the early morning altercation, Cage was spotted in a tattoo shop, where word is he stumbled around and told employees he didn't remember where he lived.


WATCH IT NOW: Surveillance video of Nic in the tattoo parlor arguing with his wife.

QUOTE/UNQUOTE: "I can make my way in and out of parking tickets: Show the girls and give a wink!" -- JESSICA SIMPSON to People magazine on accepting and embracing her ample chest.

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BRITNEY GETS HER BOYS BACK: BRITNEY SPEARS is reportedly regaining custody of her two sons -- three years after having a public meltdown.

Word is she and KEVIN FEDERLINE have reached a deal which will allow her to take the boys on the road with her when her tour gets underway. A source told the Daily Express that your man K-Fed has no problem sharing custody and the deal just needs to be approved by a judge.

ROMANCE REPORT: CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S divorce from Jordan Bratman was finalized over the weekend.
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Meanwhile, DUI charges against her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, were dropped over the weekend as well. It was determined his blood-alcohol content was below the legal limit.

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS: Today is CONAN O'BRIEN'S birthday. Unless, of course, Jay Leno decides he wants it to be HIS birthday! Hi-Yo!!! That joke never gets old!!!

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Peep today's other celebrity birthdays HERE.

BABY NEWS: Now we know why former "Lost" star EVANGELINE LILLY has been keeping a low profile lately ...


No, she hasn't been uncontrollably stuffing her face with junk food, silly, she's pregnant with her first child!!!


The baby-daddy is her boyfriend, a production assistant on "Lost".

SHOW US YOUR TWEETS:  LADY GAGA Tweeted the cover art to her new CD yesterday ...
I'm actually disappointed. I expected more from her. This looks like something even I, with my basic Photoshop skills, could do.

She also released her follow up single, "Judas", earlier than anticipated after it was leaked on line. You can listen to the already controversial song HERE.
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DAVID ARQUETTE'S SEX DRIVE WAS THE REASON BEHIND THE SPLIT: In a radio interview yesterday (Thursday), COURTENEY COX said her marital problems are the result of DAVID ARQUETTE wanting it all the time!!!

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"Whenever I would, like, need consoling from David," Courteney said,"he could not literally put his arm around me for one second without completely getting a boner. (He'd be)like, 'Oh, I'm so sorry your dad's dying. Can we (eff)?'"

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Courteney also said she hasn't had sex with anyone since the split -- including her "Cougar Town" co-star Josh Hopkins, whom she recently vacationed with.

UPDATE - SHAKIRA DID *NOT* HAVE HER RING STOLEN: There was video we posted yesterday in which it appeared that a SHAKIRA fan had slipped a ring off her finger during a recent Mexico City concert last week, but her rep says "there is no truth" to the reports. Video screen grabs pulled by TMZ seem to back him up ...


"A fan grabbed her hand and she looked down," Shakira's rep says. "Her ring is still visible on her hand as she continued to walk through the crowd.”

CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS: Harry Potter’s Hermione and Today’s Other Celebrity Birthdays. You'll find them HERE.

Emma thanks you  personally for your birthday wishes here, and tells you all about her current and future plans in a video, if you are so inclined to watch, here.
QUOTE/UNQUOTE: "I love seeing Lady Gaga's boobs and bum. I love seeing Katy Perry's boobs and bum. But that's not what my music is about. I don't make music for eyes. I make music for ears." -- ADELE in a Rolling Stone interview.


And don't hold your breath waiting for Adele to join the ranks of those baring all -- or nearly all -- onstage. She adds: "Even if I had a really good figure, I don't think I'd get my [boobs] and [butt] out for no one."

BABY NEWS: PINK - who's due any day now -  and baby daddy CAREY HART were out enoying the day in L.A. yesterday ...

JENNIFER GARNER with Violet in Santa Monica enjoying some mommy and me time on the way to a play date ...
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