RIHANNA REVEALS MORE THAN HER CURVES: RIHANNA doesn't just appear on the cover of the new "Rolling Stone" in painted-on shorts, she also revealed her preferences in the bedroom. Not surprisingly, she's a little kinky. (--In a nutshell, she likes to be spanked, tied up, and being submissive.)

Rihanna also discusses CHRIS BROWN. On the recent easing of the restraining order ... "It doesn't mean we're gonna make up, or even talk again. It just means I didn't want to object to the judge."

On rumors she wants some kind of relationship with Chris ... "We don't have to talk again ever in my life. I just didn't want to make it more difficult for him professionally. What he did to me was a personal thing. It had nothing to do with his career."

ROMANCE REPORT: COURTENEY COX was photographed on the Caribbean island of St. Barts Tuesday with  her "Cougar Town" co-star JOSH HOPKINS.

And before the they're-hooking-up rumors could even get started, Courteney's rep was quick to get out ahead them, saying, quote, "Courteney is there with Josh, Coco and some other good friends. Strictly platonic."

Really??? Who goes on a "platonic vacation"??? Do you? Have You?

THE REAL REASON BRAD WON'T MARRY ANGIE???: BRAD PITT usually dodges questions about when ANGELINA is going to make an honest man of him, but at a recent meeting with his "Plan B" entertainment company employees, Brad cracked everyone up when he joked ...

"Look what happened to the careers of [Angie's exes] Billy Bob Thornton and Jonny Lee Miller. They both went in the tank after they split with her. I just can't risk it." Well, some chismosa at the meeting repeated Brad's joke to Angelina, who didn't find it funny AT ALL. A friend of hers said "Angie...accused Brad of calling her poison! Even after 6 years together, she still doesn't get his sense of humor."

COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP: JESSICA SIMPSON found out the hard way no one gets a break at the Eepartment of Motor Vehicles when she asked for special treatment while waiting to renew her license in Hollywood last week.

An eyewitness tells one of the gossip sites, “Jessica…went to the front desk and asked in a low voice if she could have a private room while waiting for her number to be called." But “the no-nonsense female staffer” shot back in a loud enough voice for all to hear, ‘Miss Simpson, we didn't do that for the governor and we certainly aren't doing that for you!"

Jessica went back to her seat and "pouted and scowled as she sat with her arms folded and stared straight ahead, kicking her feet” for the next two hours until her name was called.

QUOTE/UNQUOTE: "There's so many people out there who try to imitate what I do, but I am the original." -- PARIS HILTON, when asked about being overshadowed by KIM KARDASHIAN in an interview with the Associated Press.

(--Paris and Kim were BFF's once, but have drifted apart over the years as Kim started to become a bigger name than Paris.)

Speaking of the Kardashians ... *Are* they really lazy and untalented, and just famous for being famous? Not if you ask their mom, Kris. "That's a huge misconception," she tells Redbook.

 "They work 25 hours a day. They might not be singers or dancers, but they certainly know how to produce a television show." And apparently, they also know how to control time.

Click the pic for a closer look at the adorable Mason
BABY NEWS: ELIZABETH BANKS is a new mom. She and her husband welcomed Felix this week via surrogate mom. Banks said they used a surrogate because, quote, "I have a broken belly."
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CHRISTINA AGUILERA RAUNCHY PICS FOR SALE: CHRISTINA AGUILERA has another P.R. problem -- hundreds of photos of her have found their way into someones greedy hands and that someone has shared them with RadarOnline.

The anonymous seller says he found them on a discarded digital storage card in a French hotel room Christina and her boyfriend had stayed in. According to RadarOnline, the one hundred some odd pics include some that are quite scandalous, including X-tina in compromising positions with her boyfriend, Christina dancing on a table with friends at a private dinner, and pics from Nicole Richie's bachelorette bash.

The pics are now being shopped around to the highest bidder. No word if RadarOnline just viewed them and then passed on them.

Hollywood Dirt Report Exclusive: One of the more risque photos being shopped around. May Not Be Safe For Work!!! Do NOT click if you are easily offended!!!

ENRIQUE BAILS ON BRITNEY: BRITNEY SPEARS announced she'd be touring with ENRIQUE IGLESIAS during a pre-taped appearance on "Good Morning America" yesterday, but it turns out that won't be happening after all.

Enrique's rep released a statement a few hours after Brit's announcement stating Enrique was "very sorry for the confusion." Since he did not elaborate on why, we'll just have to speculate. One reason being thrown around is that Enrique bailed because he wanted it to be a co-headlining tour, and that wasn't going to be the case. That's right, Enrique don't open for nobody!!! He's En-freakin-rique, yo. And tonight he's lovin' you.

There was also talk Enrique wanted more money. Britney's people haven't commented, nor has tour promoter Live Nation.

WATCH: Britney's performance on "Good Morning America" yesterday.

There's no denying she looks hot, but after viewing the vids a few times, she not only seems sort of listless, but her singing is way too perfect and high-energy for the low-energy body movements. I'm guessing she's lip-synching, as usual.

WATCH: Britney ended Tuesday the way she started … on ABC. Only on Kimmel she not only sang, she also showed off her comedic stylings, like on this pre-taped segment ...

SHEEN vs RICHARDS UPDATE: DENISE RICHARDS is furious that CHARLIE SHEEN Tweeted she's a dog thief, and now friends are coming to her defense. Sources “familiar with the situation” are telling TMZ Charlie is a dog abuser.

When she and Charlie separated, Denise left the two Pugs with Charlie so their daughters could feel more at home when they were with him, but after his hotel meltdown last October, Charlie gave the dogs back. When Denise picked them up, the dogs were allegedly in a bad way. One source says they were, quote, "malnourished and neglected." One of the dogs was in such bad shape it DIED days later.

ROBERT PATTINSON SMELLS BAD: REESE WITHERSPOON confirms a lingering rumor about her "Water for Elephants" co-star ROBERT PATTINSON -- the guy has poor hygiene.

In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Reese asks, "It's a boy thing, right? To have dirty fingernails and hair... And his clothes were dirty all the time." No, Reese. It sounds more like a "someone doesn't like to shower" thing.

COVER SHOT: A shirtless ROB LOWE on the cover of the new "Vanity Fair"

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN KAN'T AKT: KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN made her soap opera debut on "One Life to Life" Monday. She played personal injury attorney “Kassandra Kavanaugh, with two Ks." Here's a clip so you can check out her acting skills.

COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP: According to an insider at Star magazine, JESSICA SIMPSON’S fiancee, Eric Johnson, will "get $500,000 as a wedding present when the big day arrives. Then, on each anniversary, he'll get another $200,000. If he and Jessica make it to five years of marriage, he'll get an additional $500,000 bonus -- and a $1 million bonus if they make it to 10 years." No wedding date has been set.

WHO DAT???: Best known as “Rebecca Howe,” here’s what the current “Dancing With the Star”contestant KIRSTIE ALLEY looked like in high school in the late 1960s ...

BABY NEWS: Your man K-FED will apparently have another mouth to feed soon. Britney's ex is expecting his fifth child this summer. His first with girlfriend Victoria Prince.

SNAPSHOT: ALYSSA MILANO spotted leaving yoga class yesterday ...

Man, she's really let herself go!!! That yoga ain't working.
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WHO'S GOT THE WORST BODY ODOR IN HOLLYWOOD???: Have you ever wondered which celebrity smells the worst? Well, so did "Star" magazine. So they surveyed celebrity stylists for their latest issue and asked them which celebrity they think has the worst body odor of anyone they’ve ever worked on. Here's the Top 3 with their accompanying quotes ...

#3 KENDRA WILKINSON -- Quoth one stylist, “Kendra loves to look sexy, but she couldn’t care less how she smells. I don’t know if she has pets but she smells like urine most of the time. She almost never takes a shower, and doesn’t use perfume, either."

#2 UMA THURMA -- Says one stylist, “I worked with her on a shoot for a major fashion house. She’d often show up wearing clothes covered in crusty smelly food. I pulled a piece of shrimp off her back that I swear was 2 weeks old”

And the winner is ... revealed at the bottom of this posting!!! What? You didn't think I was gonna give it away on the first date, didya?

CHARLIE SHEEN vs DENISE RICHARDS!!! WHO YOU GOT???: The peace between CHARLIE SHEEN and ex-wife DENISE RICHARDS was shattered yesterday when Charlie went after Denise on Twitter for allegedly stealing two of his dogs.

Upon further investigating, though, the dogs were Denise's to begin with. But that didn't stop Charlie from Tweeting, "We must bombard with Warlock Napalm, that traitor and loser whore #DUH-neese POOR-ards. a vile kidnapper and now dog thief."

The story goes ... when she and Charlie separated, Denise left the two Pugs with Charlie so their daughters could feel more at home when they were with him. But last October -- after that little incident in a New York City hotel room you might've heard something about -- Charlie gave the dogs back after realizing he couldn't even take care of himself, much less two dogs.

All this time Charlie hasn't care about losing the dogs, but after asking Denise if he could have their daughters at his place for a TV special recently and she refused, they suddenly became an issue.

MARIAH SHOWS US HER TWEETS: MARIAH CAREY drew a giant butterfly on her equally-giant belly then Tweeted this picture of it ...

CHRIS BROWN'S NEIGHBORS HATE HIM: CHRIS BROWN is that guy. The Neighbor from Hell. And RadarOnline says neighbors at his West Hollywood condo can't stand him.

According to their source, he's "a problematic tenant" who along with this posse, "(traipse) around until the late hours of the night, (being)loud and totally disrespectful of his neighbors." Residents have reportedly been complaining, to the point where Chris has already received a warning. And he's only lived there a month.

Meanwhile ... Chris performs tonight on "Dancing With the Stars", and host TOM BERGERON has already told his bosses it wouldn't be a good idea to let him interview Chris. Here's what he told the Mantastic RYAN SEACREST on his L.A. radio show yesterday ...

"I did say to the producers that it might be to their advantage to not have me interview him, because my natural tendency would be to say something [about the controversy].

He added, "Don't put me in a position where you're asking me to not say something, 'cause I won't really do that. Even if it's just a snarky little aside."

COVER SHOT: RIHANNA wears some really short shorts on the cover of this week's "Rolling Stone". They're actually spray-on shorts!!! So, yeah, she's actually nekkid!!!

GUESS WHO DON'T SUE: From the self-professed "#1 Blind Item Site in The World!" ...
“There are photos. And a video. In them, the couple is engaged in various sex acts and using lots of filthy language. Since they were married at the time, no big deal, right? The man is wearing leather, a brown cap with a racist symbol, and a gun."

Who you got? Wait! Before you answer ... "When they broke up, he went to rehab, but left a short time later so he could get that tape. She was worried about it too. In case you’re wondering why she was so quiet after the breakup, it’s because she’s so vulnerable. He still has that tape.”

So, who you got?

VIDEO: DAME HELEN MIRREN's Hand and Footprint Ceremony At Grauman's Chinese Theater. Cleverly titled "Mirren Cements Her Hollywood Status" ...

WHO'S GOT THE WORST BODY ODOR IN HOLLYWOOD??? AND THE WINNER IS: According to a survey of celebrity stylists conducted by "Star", by far the smelliest star in Hollywood is ... MEL GIBSON!!!

The tab's celebrity stylist sources deem him "the worst-smelling celebrity on the planet," with one stylist on the set of his new movie describing his scent as "a combination of b.o. and cigarettes."
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MARIAH (ALMOST) GIVES BIRTH ON HER BIRTHDAY: MARIAH CAREY thought she was going to became a mom late Saturday night. Mariah was rushed to the hospital thinking she was having contractions, but it turned out to be a false alarm.

She Tweeted yesterday,"So dem babies really wanted to celebrate with us [and] share the anniversary. I started having contractions last night... Went to the hospital. Finally they said I could come home after they got it under control, but [the twins] almost came on 3/27 -- happy anniversary indeed!!! We have a few more weeks to go, but wow!!!"

Yesterday, by the way, was NOT their anniversary. That's not until April 30th. Evidently she refers to her birthday as an anniversary. Obviously just another one of those inexplicable, self-centered Mariah things.

REESE WITHERSPOON MARRIES: REESE WITHERSPOON married Hollywood talent agent Jim Toth Saturday at her Southern California ranch. (--Reese began dating Jim shortly after breaking up with Jake Gyllenhaal in December 2009.)

Guests included Renee Zellwegger, Alyssa Milano, Salma Hayek, Robert Downey Junior, Tobey Maguire, plus Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson. Reese's 11-year-old daughter, Ava, and seven-year-old son, Deacon, were in the wedding party.

KIRSTIE vs GLO!!! ALL IS (EVENTUALLY) FORGIVEN: After initially responding to GEORGE LOPEZ'S pig comparisons of her on his show last week by insinuating he had a drinking problem, KIRSITE ALLEY initially rebuked his Tweeted apology over the weekend ...

George told "Access Hollywood", quote, "I wish that she had [accepted the apology] and that she would be guest on 'Lopez Tonight'. I'd love to have her on." He then added, "I blame my Spanx for cutting off my circulation to my brain, and that's all I'll say about that."

Kirstie hasn't said whether or not she'd take him up on that offer, but she did cave in and accept his apology, Tweeting quote, "Take life as lightly as u can and then move on. Even u George ... u are forgiven ... here's your kidney back. :)"

LOHAN...ER, LINDSAY LUNACY: Oprah, Beyonce, Madonna, Cher ... Lindsay? Yup, LINDSAY LOHAN apparantly has plans to go by one name only. That's according to momma, Dina, who tells E! Online Linds will be dropping Lohan and just go by just Lindsay.

The name change, according to a family insider, is Lindsay's way of starting over and distancing herself from her dad, but he's not buying it. "I don't think it's true at all," he said on HLN. "I would never imagine any of my kids changing their name, especially Lindsay." (--Dina and daughter Ali are also dropping the Lohan surname but will take Dina's maiden name, Sullivan, as their last name.)

WTW!!! OR PHOTOSHOP???: SANDRA BULLOCK was photographed over the weekend with this weird lump on her jaw ...

Many on the gossip blogosphere think it's being caused by her gritting her teeth due to stress. We Report, You Decide ...

TAYLOR SWIFT SHOWS US HER TWEETS: TAYLOR SWIFT has posted a collection of pictures she's Tweeted while on her world tour ...

You can check out the TwitPic diary HERE.

SNAPSHOTS: BRITNEY SPEARS pics from her‘Good Morning America’ concert, which airs tomorrow, but was taped Friday ...

Grrl can still rock the teeny tiny costumes, no?

BRET MICHAELS SUING TONYS: Nearly two years after getting clocked by a stage prop during a set change at the 2009 Tony Awards, BRET MICHAELS has filed suit against CBS and the show's producers, claiming the injury is what led to his brain hemorrhage last year.

At the time, Michaels said he had no plans to sue, saying he was "honored to be asked to be at the Tonys," and that he was "taking the high road." About the about-face, Attorney Alex Weingarten said, "Bret never wanted to file a lawsuit, but the Tony Awards have left us with no choice. They must be held accountable for almost killing Bret, and that is what we are going to do."

XTINA'S MAKE-OUT SESSION: After Christina Aguilera and boyfriend Matthew Rutler enjoyed dinner over the weekend, the two took a car home ...

And couldn't keep their hands off each other ...

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KIRSTIE ALLEY vs GEORGE LOPEZ!!! WHO YOU GOT???: It's definitely on between GEORGE LOPEZ and KIRSTIE ALLEY after GLo compared Kirstie to a PIG while discussing her performance on "Dancing with the Stars" on Tuesday's "Lopez Tonight."

He said, quote, "She did a nice job. Her little hooves tappin' away. Before the show, she went to the market, and then she had roast beef. And this is her going all the way home." At that point, he showed a clip of the Geico commercial with the pig squealing "weeeeee" out the window of the car.

Well, yesterday Kirstie responded on Twitter: "Don't worry about George's comments. Just remember what happens to the big bad, drunk wolf...[he] falls in a boiling pot of vodka. Piggy laughs." Is she insinuating George has a DRINKING PROBLEM???!!! Hmmm. George later Tweeted this apology: “I misjudged the joke. No malice was intended and I apologize to Kirstie.” You know what needs to happen, dontcha? That's right ... DANCE OFF!!!

ROMANCE REPORT: Are COURTENEY COX and DAVID ARQUETTE back together? They've been acting like it lately. Last weekend they were spotted at a flower shop in Malibu ...

And now "Us Magazine" reports the estranged couple were all lovey-dovey at a press conference for "Scream 4."  The two -- who met on the set of the first Scream movie -- were seen with their arms around each other and holding hands.

 But wait, there's more! Yesterday, Courteney gushed over David in an interview with "Access Hollywood". Talking about his recent weight loss, she said, quote, "He looks the best he's ever looked...he looks really, really cute."

2.) Contrary to yesterday's rumor mongering, JESSICA BIEL and GERARD BUTLER are not going out to dinner all the time, and they're definitely NOT doing the dirty-dirty. They're just filming a movie together ... so says an insider to E! Online: "They have never had dinner alone,they are always in a crew of people on the film."

SNAPSHOT: Man, that ALICIA SILVERSTONE has really let herself go!!! ...

THE GHOSTESES OF THE 'IDOL' MANSION: This year's "American Idol" contestants aren't exactly slumming it when it comes to their accommodations. The finalists were put up in a $12 MILLION Beverly Hills mansion that supposedly cost $100,000 a month to rent.

But they moved out last week, because TMZ says the place is HAUNTED!!! No, for real. The contestants reportedly complained of "bizarre flickering lights" and a sudden spider infestation. But the final straw -- or should I say, the final nail in the coffin -- was when several of the contestants supposedly witnessed "a bed sheet float down an empty hallway."

TMZ says that's when the contestants demanded a new crib, and the producers obliged. They're now living in an "undisclosed location." By the way, TMZ also says there was a NON-supernatural factor involved as well. Los Angeles went through a day-long downpour last weekend and the roof was leaking like a sieve. Of course, the ghosts could've had a hand in that, too.
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CHRIS BROWN SORRY: CHRIS BROWN has publicly apologized for his backstage temper tantrum following the now infamous "Good Morning America" interview.

On BET's 106 and Park yesterday, Chris said ... "First of all, I want to apologize to anybody who was startled in the office, or anybody who was offended or really looked, and [was] disappointed at my actions.

Because I'm disappointed in the way I acted. Yes, I got very emotional. And I apologize for acting like that."  The chair and window Chris took his frustration out on, however, are still waiting for *their* apology.

Sources at ABC told TMZ they've decided not to press charges against him, meaning Chris - who's still on probation, is off the hook.

By the way ... Chris might be celebrating his first 1 album next week. "F.A.M.E." is on pace to sell more than 250,000 copies in its first week. Perhaps that's why Chris was in good spirits at his album release party, bumping and grinding with a rather thick looking honey ...

LINDSAY LOHAN PASSING ON PLEA DEAL: LINDSAY LOHAN is going to roll the dice. Word on the street is she's mulled over her plea deal and decided she'd rather go to trial. A preliminary hearing begins April 22nd. Good luck with that, Linds!

If she loses at trial, she could get up to three years in the state pen. The deal would have landed her in the county jail for three months and on probation for three years.

QUOTE/UNQUOTE: "If my father had to divorce my mother for anyone, I'm so grateful that it was Elizabeth (Taylor)." -- Carrie Fisher, daughter of Eddie Fisher who ran off with Taylor back in the '50s.

Carrie's mom, Debbie Reynolds ... whom Fisher scandelously left for Elizabeth, called her passing a "blessing in disguise": "I'm happy that she's out of her pain, because she was in a lot of pain...Elizabeth couldn't be working and doing what she wanted to do, so I'm glad that she's in a better place."

On a related note ... Zsa Zsa Gabor is apparently very much aware of the Celebrity Deaths Rule of Thumb and took the news of Dame Elizabeth's passing so badly she needed to be rushed back to the hospital yesterday. The New York Daily News quoted her husband as telling RadarOnline the 94 year old actress -- who has been in poor health for the past few years -- said to him "Celebrities go in threes and I'm next!"

ROMANCE REPORT: JESSICA BIEL ... Is GERARD BUTLER hittin' dat???!!! Jessica and Gerard are in Louisiana shooting a movie and word is they might just be co-stars WITH BENEFITS!!!

Sources say they've spent four nights together over the past week or so. One of those nights, a whole group from the movie went out to celebrate a guy's birthday. A source says, quote, "When Gerard got there, he made a beeline for Jessica. He was really flirting with her." Oh, yeah. They are soooo doing it.

COULD BE TRUE COULD BE CRAP: Is HUGH HEFNER'S fiancee cheating on him with DR. PHIL'S son!!!??? Life & Style seems to think so. The tab's reporting CRYSTAL HARRIS  was spotted having dinner with Jordan McGraw, and that Jordan was kissing her shoulder during the "romantic" meal!!!

A rep for Playboy denied the rumors, claiming they have a business relationship, nothing more.  Life & Style's source, however, said, "They've been sneaking around because Crystal is supposed to be happily engaged to Hef, and going out in public with Jordan would tarnish Hef and Crystal's relationship image."

(--After breaking up with Hef, KENDRA admitted she used to sneak out of the mansion for dates with other men. Shocking, I know.)

LADY GAGA'S TATTOO RULE: In an interview at Google headquarters yesterday, LADY GAGA explained why she only has tattoos on her left side ...

"It was actually per my father's request. He asked that I remain, on one side, slightly normal."
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